

A stupid story was pushed as far back in the sports section as the editors could put it. It was headlined Register asks local 'celebrities' for their analysis of the title game. The story had no byline, which indicates it may have been written in crayon by a driver for Yellow Cab. The "celebrities" consisted of one guy who never was a celebrity and two others I never heard of. I guess the night janitor in the sports department said, "No thanks" when asked if she wanted to pose as a celebrity, and the copy boy was in the bathroom. It can't get much worse than this. By the way, the cab driver who wrote the "celebrity" story in crayon took the knucklehead from the Register newsroom who planned the "celebrity" story on a one-way trip to a nuthouse in Altoona after dropping off the artitle.