Sunday, November 30, 2008

Life Is Fantastic: Christmas Trees, a Visit from the Pastor, a Football/Basketball Extravaganza On TV, Then Some November Snow




All right, so you woke up to snow this morning.

I know I did. And I've got the picture at the top of the page to prove it.

What did you think you'd be seeing on the last day of November?

Sunshine or something? You neighbor's daughter walking through the backyard in her bikini?

Don't forget, this is Iowa, pal.

And Iowa in late-November is never pretty, except when you're watching Oklahoma run up 61 points on Oklahoma State, Southern California pound another nail in Charlie Weis's coffin, and Oregon clobber Oregon State, 65-38.

All of that on a 37-inch high-definition TV.

And all of it after spending a beautiful afternoon in downtown Des Moines that included seeing the decorated Christmas trees at the Festival Of Trees & Lights at the Convention Center [pictured at the top].

I would've mentioned seeing some of Drake's 72-57 basketball loss to Vanderbilt in Cancun, Mexico. That was on the tube, too, but it wasn't pretty.

So forget that I brought it up.

The Bulldogs are obviously having some bigtime problems in Mark Phelps' first season.

And, the way things are looking, they won't go away soon.

What we know after all of yesterday's and last night's happenings, or what I think we know, is that Iowa will play in a Florida bowl game on New Year's Day.

And Bobby Stoops' Oklahoma team will be playing Missouri Saturday at Kansas City in the Big 12 Conference title game. Next stop after that for the Sooners: The national championship game in Miami.

Indeed, Oklahoma looks like the nation's best team to me. To go into Stillwater, Okla., and come away with a 61-41 victory showed me something.

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If anybody would've told me late in the afternoon Sept. 27 -- following a 22-17 loss at home to Northwestern -- that Iowa would have an 8-4 record and be eyeballing a New Year's Day game in Florida, I'd have said that person was checking on a room in the loony bin.

Give coach Kirk Ferentz credit for another tremendous late-season coaching job.

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It wasn't anything you saw on your Sony HD, and it was pretty much a secret in this part of the state, but what a game Wartburg College of Waverly had yesterday in the NCAA Division III playoffs.

Justin Vetter, a senior from Nashua, Ia., caught a 23-yard scoring pass from junior quarterback Nick Yordi of Solon with 7 seconds left that propelled the Knights to a 30-28 second round victory at Monmouth [scoreboard photo at the right].

By the way, an eastern Iowa reader is disappointed in newspaper coverage of the Wartburg game.

"I can't believe the Cedar Rapids Gazette didn't have anything about the game, other than the final score," the reader said.

Wartburg [10-2] plays at defending Division III champion Wisconsin-Whitewater [11-1]next Saturday in the quarterfinal round.

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Boise State [11-0] in the Fiesta Bowl? Against 12-0 Utah? Hey, why not?

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All I know is, I'll sure miss not seeing those yellow football shoes in the Rose Bowl that some of Oregon's players wear.

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I sure hope you got through that overwritten stuff on Guatemala in today's paper.

And I sure hope the reporter and the photographer win the Best of Gannett prize or whatever the hell award they're trying to get with the project.

My guess is those guys are trying to avoid being the next two to be layed off in next company-wide purge.

The only people who might be left in the newsroom after the early-December cutbacks are the wrestling writers, the guy who runs around with the video camera at press conferences and the folks who sweep up the place at night.

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Before the Christmas trees at the Convention Center and before the football/basketball extravaganza on TV, we had a couple of surprise visitors yesterday.

Rev. David P.Mumm and his wife, Kathy [pictured at the left], stopped by. They have children and grandchildren who live here.

The pastor is an avid newspaper reader, and brought me a couple of sports sections from the Rockford [Ill.] Register Star.

He's very interested in high school sports, and has been impressed with the job the Register Star does with them.

I think he was feeling sorry for me. He used to live in Des Moines, where he was pastor of Mt. Olive Lutheran Church, and he knows first-hand how Des Moines newspaper readers get short-changed when it comes to high school and other sports coverage.

Rev. Mumm is now the senior pastor at Concordia Lutheran Church in Machesney Park, Ill.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

It's Saturday, So....


It's Saturday, so that's another reason to take a look at "Black Friday."

Nothing like having a "Black Friday, Part II," I guess.

I went on record yesterday as saying that "Black Friday" is maybe the dumbest thing going these days.

Well, unless you count those "online chats" as they pertain to the newspaper business.

I made a stab at counting the number of times the words "Black Friday" were used in today's Des Moines Register.

I came up with four.

But don't hold me to that.

Maybe there were a half-dozen other references to it in the classified ads.

I can't wait to see how many times "Black Friday" is mentioned in the Sunday paper.

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Newspaper usage of "Black Friday" reminds me of a story I heard a number of years ago.

In those days, Gannett Co. papers like the Register would send people from the newsroom to work for USA Today as "loaners" for several months.

The reporters and editors were usually people the smaller papers were trying to light a fire under.

After working in the USA Today newsroom, they were supposed to go back to their papers in Des Moines and Iowa City, full of new ideas and energy.

One person who was a "loaner" told me the editors at USA Today were big on "trends."

If a reporter could find a trend in what was going on across the country, he or she would write a 5-inch story about it -- which was a long story by USA Today standards.

The average lenth of a USA Today story is 3 inches.

But, in the opinion of Al Neuharth -- the 200-year-old relic who founded USA Today in 1982 and thinks he invented newspapers -- size doesn't always matter.

If a reporter heard about something once -- such as a 65-year-old guy dying his white beard pink -- it was regarded as bizarre.

If the reporter heard of two 65-year-old guys dying their white whiskers pink, it was regarded as a trend.

That must be how the term "Black Friday" got started.

I'm blaming USA Today for it.

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The last I heard, Neuharth was still writing 4-inch-long columns that appear weekly in USA Today.

I quit reading them a few years ago when his topic was grown men who wear diapers.

Neuharth said he and his young grandson were checking out of a supermarket, and one of the items he was buying was a package of diapers for himself.

He wrote about how he explained to his grandson about why he wrote diapers.

I suppose he thought it was a trend.

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I was very sorry to hear about the death of 25-year-old Stevie Hicks [pictured], the former Iowa State football player.

Many times these days, after seeing something in a newspaper, I'm left with more questions than answers.

That was the case when I read about Hicks' death in a Des Moines Register story written by Bryce Miller and Tommy Birch.

I knew Hicks was a very good football player at Iowa State, and I knew people like Dan McCarney, who had been his coach in Ames, would say very nice things about Stevie.

But what I also wanted to know was what he studied at Iowa State and when he got his degree -- or if he got a degree.

I also wanted to know what kind of job Hicks had after his education at Iowa State.

No mention of any of that in the Register -- or the Omaha World-Herald, for that matter.

But, as for Hicks' non-football activities, the Omaha paper this morning wrote: "Omaha police arrested Hicks in September on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and damaging property, according to state records. He pleaded not guilty to those charges but pleaded guilty to disturbing the peace in the same incident; he was sentenced to five days in jail and credited for time served..."

Nothing about that in the Register. But there's always tomorrow's "In the Loop." I won't be checking that, but maybe one of my readers will read it and get back to me on it.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Just Thinking....


Store owners, managers, clerks and reporters calling the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday" is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Frankly, I've never once talked to anyone who referred to today as "Black Friday."

I haven't spent much time researching it, but I understand "Black Friday" got its name because it's the day retailers stopped losing money and went into the black.

I'm not into retailing, but I think owners and managers of stores have actually been trying to make "Black Friday" out of every day since Labor Day.

That was about the time I began seeing decorated Christmas trees in Younkers and other stores around here.

A person can walk into Younkers or Kohl's every day they open the doors and find tables and racks with items marked down by 50 percent or more.

My advice to people is to think of a name other than "Black Friday."

As far as I'm concerned, it smacks of the start of a Depression.

Incidentally, I didn't go to any mall at midnight or 4 a.m. today.

Indeed, don't look for me there at all today. Or tomorrow, either.

Obviously, I'm not in the retailers' target "Black Friday" group.

Or their focus group.

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Still thinking....

After Iowa State's horrible 2-10 football season, my guess is the heat will be on coach Gene Chizik next year.

But one thing that's bound to hurt the Cyclones is that they have just six home games in 2009 because of the highly questionable decision to move the Oct. 3 game against Kansas State to Kansas City.

You can figure that the Wildcats will be a much better team with Bill Snyder coaching them than they were with Ron Prince running the show.

Prince was fired before the 2008 season ended, but K-State still beat the Cyclones, 38-30.

Iowa State's 2009 season starts Thursday, Sept. 3, against North Dakota State at Jack Trice Stadium.

Iowa plays in Ames on Sept. 12, then the Cyclones sre at Kent State on Sept. 19.

I don't like that game, either. I don't think a Big 12 Conference team needs to play a road game against a Mid-American Conference school.

One of the few good things about Iowa State's schedule is that Oklahoma, Texas and Texas Tech aren't on it.

Another good thing is that Army is on it. The Cadets play at Ames on Sept. 26.

The schedule:

Sept. 3--North Dakota State; 12--Iowa; 19--at Kent State; 26--Army.

Oct. 3--Kansas State at Kansas City; 10--at Kansas; 17--Baylor [homecoming]; 24--at Nebraska; 31--at Texas A&M.

Nov. 7--Oklahoma State; 14--Colorado; 21--at Missouri.


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Still thinking....

Speaking of questionable scheduling, I can't figure out why Iowa State's basketball team traveled all the way to Honolulu for a single game against Hawaii.

No tournament involved there, no game for the Cyclones en route to Honolulu.

Just an expensive one-shot deal that resulted in Iowa State's first loss of the season.

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Final thought....

After the separate incidents involving Larry Craig, the senator from Idaho, and Iowans Ross Walsh and Lois Feldman, I can't figure out why anyone would want to go into a public restroom again in Minneapolis/St. Paul.

It looks to me like some very strange people hang around in those places.

And that includes the security people.

Speaking of strange people, I don't believe anything Feldman says -- whether she's drinking or not.

Among the people she's lying to is herself.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Some Things That Are Making Me Sick



St. Paul, Minn. -- More observations from The Road as every turkey I know scurries for cover....

And some of the stuff going on out there is starting to make me sick.

Like Iowa State being in college football's Bottom Ten.

I mean, I looked at the Bottom Ten for the first time all season today, and there were the Cyclones ranked No. 6.

I know there are some who would make the comment, "There's no such thing as a bad ranking," but I'm trying to be in a positive frame of mind as Thanksgiving approaches.

"We're not sure how the Cyclones have escaped the Bottom Ten's attention this long. But those 10 straight losses make them a welcome addition," writes David Duffey, Bottom Ten editor at ESPN.com.

Oh, sure, it seems like an eternity since Gene Chizik's Cyclones absolutely clobbered South Dakota State and Kent State on the last week of August and the first Saturday of September.

But, putting things in perspective [which I always like to do, of course], the Big 12 North was a lot better than people gave it credit for this season.

I know Bob Stoops of Oklahoma and Mack Brown of Texas probably aren't buying that line of thinking, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I thought things started working out well for Chizik early in the season. He had a quarrterback controversy that was quickly solved when the No. 2 guy quit the team.

Some might say the No. 1 guy wasn't very good either, but you won't get me to agree with that.

I saw all of one of the Cyclones' losses in person -- the game at Iowa -- and parts of others on TV.

I talked to my friend Howard a number of times, and he said Iowa State got screwed by the officials a lot and were handed some "bad breaks" -- whatever that means.

Howard doesn't pay attention to the Bottom Ten, which is probably a good idea for a former Iowa State season-ticketholder who once had the courage to wear a Cyclone T-shirt to an Iowa-Purdue game at Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City.

Happy Thanksgiving to Gene Chizik and the other guys in Ames who aren't getting any respect these days.

BOTTOM TEN
RANK TEAM RECORD COMMENT
1. Washington 0-11 "Knockin' On Heaven's Door:" The Huskies are knock-knock-knockin' on the door to Bottom 10 immortality. With one more loss, they will complete a perfect winless season.
2. SMU 1-10 "Use Your Illusion I:" If June Jones closes his eyes and tries real hard, maybe he can convince himself he's back in Hawaii soaking in the sun.
3. North Texas 1-10 "Use Your Illusion II:" If Todd Dodge closes his eyes and tries real hard, maybe he can convince himself he's back at Southlake Carroll soaking in the run to another title.
4. Western Kentucky 2-9 "You Ain't The First:" The Hilltoppers aren't the first independent to make the Bottom 10. Nor are they the last. Need proof? See below.
5. Notre Dame 6-5 "November Rain:" It's been raining losses for the Irish in November. If their 1-3 record this month isn't bad enough, a shower of snowballs directed at them from the student section during the Syracuse loss made it worse.
6. Iowa State 2-10 "Welcome To The Jungle:" We're not sure how the Cyclones have escaped the Bottom 10's attention this long. But those 10 straight losses make them a welcome addition.
7. Tulane 2-9 "Breakdown:" Since a two-game winning streak in September, the Green Wave experienced a breakdown, losing seven straight games.
8. Eastern Michigan 2-9 "Paradise City:" Not sure if Ypsilanti could be considered a paradise city or not, but the Eagles have struggled there and on the road.
9. Miami (Ohio) 2-9 "There Was A Time:" The RedHawks used to be good. Remember when Ben Roethlisberger took them to the MAC title in 2003?
10. Michigan 3-9 "Appetite For Destruction:" The Wolverines set some records only the Bottom 10 could love: most losses ever in a season, a fifth straight loss to Ohio State and the largest loss to the Buckeyes in 40 years.

Waiting list: Idaho (2-10), Indiana (3-9), Kent State (3-8), New Mexico State (3-8), UAB (3-8), Utah State (2-9).


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This is an ongoing thing, of course, but something else that's making me sick is the general state of the newspaper business.

Here were are at the holidays, and the Gannett Co. is planning another round of layoffs, buyouts, cost-cutting, back-stabbing at the million or so papers it owns -- including the Des Moines Register [as usual] and maybe the Iowa City Press-Citizen.

I haven't heard that editors will be the next ones to get the ax, so that probably means it'll be the hired help that's told to go out the back door and please keep the kicking and screaming to a minimum.

"And, by the way, a memo might say, "there won't be any going-away parties for any of you reporters and copy editors because Hy-Vee isn't making enough cakes now that Principal is also dumping lots of people."

I'd like to point out, though, that the Register isn't the only paper that's dumping people regularly.

I'm in St. Paul, and I just read on minnpost.com that the Pioneer Press -- the city's daily paper -- is offering unpaid leaves of absence to all employees.

Wow.

A few people in the Pioneer Press's newsroom probably needed to sober up, and that's a sobering development.

Writes David Brauer:

"Can the Pioneer Press newsroom staff get any tinier and still put out a daily? We may soon know.

"According to a memo last week from editor Thom Fladung, the paper has 'decided to offer unpaid leaves of absence to all employees.' He deferred further comment to PiPress publisher Guy Gilmore.

Spokeswoman Pat Effenberger says the program 'provides an option for employees seeking flexibility, along with some limited cost-savings for the company.'

"Seeking leaves is a nicer cost-cutting measure than layoffs, which are contractually forbidden among PiPress Newspaper Guild members until Jan. 1.

"Effenberger notes the PiPress made a similar leave offer in 2001-02, during the last big advertising recession. She said there was 'limited' participation then — just who exactly gives up a salary when the economy is struggling? — and expects the same now.

"But back then, the PiPress had a larger staff. While Fladung and the company say leave requests can be rejected for workflow reasons, they wouldn't ask if they didn't want to accept most. And employees who get to bug out now will leave behind co-workers who have to do more — or the PiPress will produce even less."


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But at least there's some good news.

I went to one of my favorite St. Paul hangouts -- the Little Oven -- for a 2 p.m. breakfast, and noticed the newspaper vending machines outside the front door.

A guy could buy the Pioneer Press for 25 cents on weekdays and Saturday [the Des Moines Register charges 75 cents!], and $1 on Sunday.

The Minneapolis Star Tribune charges 50 cents on weekdays and Saturday, and $1.75 on Sunday.

The best thing about all of that is that, if someone buys the Pioneer Press, he or she doesn't' have to read anything Sid Hartman writes.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I'm Thinking It's Too Bad the Des Moines Register Isn't Owned By Sam Zell. Neither Of Them Can Identify With Journalism's Pulitzer Prizes These Days




An empty car drove up to a tape recorder the other day, and Sam Zell got out.

Zell [otherwise known as Mr. Happiness, and pictured at the left] owns the Tribune Co., parent company of the Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field, a bunch of newspapers [one of which is the Chicago Tribune] and probably a gas station.

He was being interviewed by Portfolio.com, and got on the subject of Pulitzer Prizes, which have been awarded since the Civil War -- or maybe the French & Indian War -- to newspapers and people who work for newspapers for outstanding work.

I was reading on Jim Romenesko's Poynter journalism site that Zell doesn't think much of Pulitzers.

That puts him in the same category as a guy I know who used to work at the Des Moines Register.

That guy was a very good newspaper reporter and editor. But he'd get irritated because of the way his bosses worked themselves into a frenzy whenever the Pulitzers were about to be awarded.

So the guy used Pulitzer Day as a vacation day. He stayed home so he didn't have to watch people jacking off whenever the winners were announced.

Now, here's what Zell said about Pulitzers:

"I haven't figured out how to cash in a Pulitzer Prize....There was a day when a newspaper put 'Winner of Pulitzer Prize' on the front page, and people flocked to read the Pulitzer Prize story. Unfortunately, I’m not sure that that’s the case today. But I also think that there are scale issues. I think if the goal is a Pulitzer, it's in the wrong place. In other words, we're not in the business of, in effect, underwriting writers for the future. We're a business that, in effect, has a bottom line. So as far as we're concerned, I think Pulitzers are terrific, but Pulitzers should be the cream on the top of the coffee. They shouldn't be the grounds."

That said, I think Zell would be the perfect owner of the Register, a paper that used to win lots of Pulitzers but hasn't been in the winners' circle since Jane Schorer Meisner grabbed the one for public service 17 years ago.

Things have gotten so lean in the Register newsroom when it comes to Pulitzers that the bosses have begun making a big deal out of it whenever a reporter becomes a finalist.

Pretty sad, if you ask me.

Other Pulitzers won by the Register were these:


Dave Peterson, Photography, 1987
Tom Knudson, National Reporting, 1985
James Risser, National Reporting, 1979
James Risser, National Reporting, 1976
Nick Kotz, National Reporting, 1968
Frank Miller, Cartoons, 1963
Clark Mollenhoff, National Reporting, 1958
Lauren Soth, Editorials, 1956
Richard Wilson, National Reporting, 1954
John Robinson and Don Ultang, Photography, 1952
Forrest Seymour, Editorials, 1943
J.N. (Ding) Darling, Cartoons, 1943
W.W. Waymack, Editorials, 1938
J.N. (Ding) Darling, Cartoons, 1924


My congratulations to all of them -- especially to Ding Darling.

Anyone who has to go through life being called Ding deserves lots of congratulations.

Printing that list gives me an excuse to put the two Pulitzer-winning cartoons drawn by Darling in this column.

The one at the top earned Darling the prize in 1924. It was titled "In [the] Good Old U.S.A." and reflected Darling's values. It tells of an orphan becoming one of the world's greatest mining engineers and economists, of the son of a plasterer becoming a great neurologist and a printer's apprentice becoming the president.

At the right is the cartoon, titled, "What a Place for Paper Waste Salvage." It appeared Sept. 14, 1942 and won Darling his second Pulitzer. It illustrates the large amount of paperwork in Washington D.C. It's said that Darling admitted he had to look up this cartoon when it was nominated for the award, and he questioned the panel members' judgement for selecting it.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Former Drake Basketball Player Lindsay Whorton Gets Her Points Where They Count the Most -- She's a 2009 Rhodes Scholar



I'm still traveling, but I realize things are happening back home that need attention.

Bud Appleby of Des Moines e-mailed me today with the information that former Drake basketball player Lindsay Whorton [pictured] is a Rhodes Scholar.

"The Kansas City Star interviewed her Sunday,"Appleby wrote. "The Des Moines Register might catch up some day."

Here's Deann Smith's story from the Star:

After wrapping up intense interviews, Independence native Lindsay M. Whorton waited with 14 others in Des Moines to find out who would join an elite group.

Whorton was one of two selected from the Iowa interviews to become a 2009 Rhodes Scholar. The Truman High School graduate is one of 32 Americans selected in interviews across the country to study next year at the University of Oxford in England.

“It is definitely an honor and one that is somewhat unexpected,” Whorton said in an interview Sunday night from Iowa, where she is student teaching at Valley High School in West Des Moines. “I viewed myself as a long shot throughout the process.”

Whorton was student body president during her senior year at Truman and played basketball for four years and volleyball for two years. A fifth-year senior, she will graduate in December from Drake University with a double major in English and secondary education.

A first-team academic all-American and first team all-conference player, Whorton was captain for the basketball team.

Whorton said an English professor her junior year suggested she apply to become a Rhodes Scholar, thinking it would be a good match based on her academic and leadership skills and athletic prowess.

Education reform and helping others is important to Whorton. She took a youth group from a West Des Moines church this summer to an impoverished county in South Dakota, where they performed service work on an Indian reservation.

She plans to study social policy and social work while in England.

“I am interested in researching effective ways to rethink the way education is done,” she said. “I do recognize this is probably a life-altering opportunity. It is an opportunity that is going to open a lot of doors.”

Whorton is Drake’s first Rhodes Scholar in 82 years.

She is the daughter of Beth and Doug Whorton of Independence. Her older brother, Luke, lives in Houston.

Also becoming a 2009 Rhodes Scholar is Vincent M. Hofer, a resident of Franklin, Kan., who graduated in May from Kansas State. He is a staff assistant in the office of U.S. Sen. Sam Brownback.

Hofer is interested in agribusiness and largely financed his own education with a small herd of cows. He has done community service, including overseas.

Previous Rhodes Scholars have included former President Bill Clinton, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, former senator and NBA star Bill Bradley, and actor and musician Kris Kristofferson. The scholarships were created by 1902 by the will of Cecil Rhodes, a British philanthropist.

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AND NOW FROM DRAKE....

Here's a story on Whorton from the Drake News Bureau:

Drake University senior Lindsay Whorton, a former standout basketball player with a perfect academic record, is one of 32 Americans selected as a Rhodes Scholar for 2009. She is Drake's first Rhodes Scholar in 82 years.

Whorton, who will graduate in December with majors in English and secondary education, was a guard who used up her eligibility last season. In her senior season, she was named first-team academic all-American, first team all-Missouri Valley Conference and one of Drake's team captains.

"It's definitely an honor and I think it's a great tribute to Drake as an institution, because my athletics and academics definitely went hand-in-hand -- one without the other, and I would not be in this position," Whorton said. "So, I'm very grateful for the opportunity I had to play at Drake and just really kind of overwhelmed by the experience. I felt I was an underdog going in, so I'm amazed and honored to have the opportunity to go and study [at Oxford]."

This year's 32 Rhodes scholars were picked from 769 applicants endorsed by 207 colleges and universities nationwide. About 80 scholars were chosen throughout the world to become the 2009 class.

"We are very proud of Lindsay for this extraordinary achievement," said Drake president David Maxwell. "The award acknowledges Lindsay’s intelligence, breadth and depth of knowledge, her commitment to the common good and her nationally recognized stature as a Division I athlete. We are delighted for Lindsay and pleased that she will be representing Drake in the distinguished community of Rhodes Scholars."

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NOT-SO-GREAT HEADLINE

In another e-mail, Bud Appleby wrote:

"Great headline."

He was referring to this headline:

Drake women beat Wisconsin-Green Bay 64-53

It was over this story:

From Register Staff Reports • November 23, 2008

Green Bay, Wis. — Wisconsin-Green Bay scored 17 points off turnovers to earn a 64-53 victory over the Drake women's basketball team at the Kress Center on Saturday.

"Offensively, we need better ball security and we didn't have an inside game, and that hurt us," Drake coach Amy Stephens said.

The Phoenix avenged a 65-56 loss at Drake in the first round of the WNIT in March.

Drake had 25 fouls in the second game of a three-game road swing that concludes at Tennessee Tech on Tuesday.


[RON MALY'S COMMENT: The headline, of course, had the wrong team winning the game. Like I've been saying, it's tough in the newspaper business these days].

A Letter from Sharm


The name Sharm Scheuerman is familiar in the state of Iowa.

Scheuerman was a guard for Bucky O'Connor's outstanding basketball teams at the University of Iowa in the 1950s, and he later succeeded O'Connor as the Hawkeyes' coach.

Scheuerman also was a commentator on broadcasts of Iowa games after his playing and coaching days in Iowa City were over.

Today, I'm printing a message I received from Scheuerman, titled "A Letter from Sharm," as it relates to Thanksgiving:

Dear Ron,

This Thanksgiving, I want to start a tradition at Basketball Club International that has little to do with basketball on the surface, and everything to do with our mission and vision. But before we get to that, there is a story to tell.

Most of us can look back across the years of our lives and describe a mountain range of crises -- some greater or taller than others. There is a lot of it going around these days, although I'm not sure there is more of it now than in the past. Whether our experience is a financial crisis, a political crisis, or a personal crisis, these are disruptive moments to say the least. But they get our attention - these are times when the heart is suddenly alert and capable of understanding better than it usually does.

Sooner or later most of us face a crisis of this sort. We come up against something we cannot control. Kathy and I faced our own particular brand of difficulty this past year. In April, I began chemotherapy for prostate cancer. The cancerous cells had spread beyond my prostate; my treatment was aggressive and tough. After the first six weeks of chemo, my doctors were able to start alleviating some of the side effects. Now, as I come to the end of the treatment, I am feeling well aside from a big loss of energy. I am thankful for this. It's been a challenging year, and feeling better is a big reason to give thanks. But I am not writing this because of moments we can't control.

I write this Thanksgiving because if crisis describes a devastating moment we cannot control, then wonder describes those times of joy we cannot explain. These can also be moments of disruption. But rather than traumatic and overpowering, they leave us breathless, astonished, and in awe. Here's my point: Throughout my year, there was disruption but no crisis, no fear, no panic. It was more like a bump in the road. I want to tell you that most of the past year was filled with moments of wonder and awe.

And I am very thankful that during this time God provided Kathy and me with joy in a thousand different ways, most of them in the form of people, and always when we needed it most. I understand the word "overjoyed" in new ways.

I am thankful for my strength, which is born in my faith and reminds me that I can handle the worst -- because I know that God is in charge of my life. I give thanks for my wife Kathy, and for her unwavering love, faith, strength, and enthusiasm, and also for our steadfast friends. I'm grateful for the power and vision of BCI and for the passion of our supporters. Our Board of Directors is top-notch and our players are great guys who are dedicated to principle and values and who lead by example. Our new president, Sean Loomer, is a fantastic leader who is committed to our long-term success
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The new tradition I mentioned in the beginning? Our Gratitude Wall! I would very much like to hear from you, and I invite you to add your voice to ours. Tell us, and all of our U.S. and international friends, about your journey, your sense of wonder, and what you are thankful for this season. Together, we will acknowledge and celebrate our blessings.

We have set up a Gratitude Wall at www.bciedge.org/gratitude just for you. Post your thoughts now until Christmas, and keep going back for reminders that within a lifetime of gratitude - and God's never-ending blessings - there's always a good reason to keep counting.

Always looking up!


Sharm

P.S. -- Let me give you a personal example for the Gratitude wall: You may have heard that my friend, Coach Pete Newell passed away this last Monday. He was a championship coach (NIT, NCAA, and the Olympics), a father figure to so many of us, and one of the most respected and inspiring basketball coaches in history. I want to share an experience I had with Pete in 1956 - a lifetime ago.

I was a senior at the University of Iowa, playing in a preseason game against Coach Newell's team, from the University of California. They beat us by 25 points and I was devastated. It was my first game back after two weeks in the hospital with a ruptured kidney and I was a pretty disappointed and discouraged kid. Coach Newell came and specifically sought me out after the game. I was in the stands by myself, and he sat down and put his arm around me.

I vividly remember him saying, "Tough loss, lad, but you need to keep going. Your coach Bucky [O'Connor] is counting on you. Don't ever, ever give up!" I never forgot that he took the time to say it - that he saw a chance to make a difference and took it. That simple encouragement had a profound impact on me, and they have stuck with me to this day. I will always remember him and be thankful for his words.

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: It's great hearing from you, Sharm. Here's wishing you and your family a wonderful holiday season, and the best of luck to you].

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Floyd Of Rosedale Is One Smart Porker; He Predicted Before Iowa's 55-0 Blowout That Minnesota's Defense Was Susceptible To the Run--And the Pass, Too



Minneapolis, Minn. -- Now it can be told.

I have it on good authority that Floyd of Rosedale, the most famous pig in football history, had a secret meeting with Iowa's captains a couple of days ago.

"Minnesota's defense is susceptible to the run," Floyd told the Hawkeyes' leaders. "The pass, too.

"Don't believe any of the crap you hear about the Gophers being at an emotional high for the last college game in the Metrodome.

"Minnesota quit about a month ago. Coach Tim Brewster is a phony, who can't put together a game-plan that would beat a high school team.

"Go get 'em, Hawks. I don't want to spend the winter in Minnesota."

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Smart pig, that Floyd.

By the way, that's him pictured at the left.

Iowa's players knew the Gophers would be no-shows in this regular-season windup last night even before they made the trip here.

The 7-1 record Btewster's team had before the snow began falling here turned into 7-5 faster than a mosquito can suck an Iowan's blood at one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes in the summer.

After being demolished by Iowa, 55-0, one or two Gophers think they belong in a bowl game, and the Insight in Tempe, Ariz., is one that's mentioned.

This Minnesota team belongs in Arizona for a bowl game like the Chicago Cubs belong in the baseball playoffs in October.

Who in Arizona -- or Shakopee or Albert Lea, for that matter -- would want to watch the Gophers play another game?

The Big Ten should send Minnesota to the Motor City Bowl. I mean, everything else in Detroit is dead.

Come to think of it, the Gophers' captains should tell the Big Ten their team doesn't deserve to be in bowl and turn down an invitation.

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Floyd of Rosedale, the porker that's awarded to the Iowa-Minnesota winner, doesn't spend much time around here anymore.

"Too damn cold," Floyd told me at hallftime of last night's game.

Bernie Bierman just rolled over in his grave again.

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I don't happen to think teams with 8-4 records should be playing in New Year's Day bowls, but it looks like Iowa might be in the Outback against South Carolina on Jan. 1.

That's what happens with far too many bowls and too few teams that deserve to go to them.

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The Iowa-Minnesota football game ranked fourth on my list of things to do this weekend -- behind visiting my son, daughter-in-law and two of my granddaughers in St. Paul, watching Shelby perform in "Annie" at her school and seeing Valley High School wallop Cedar Falls, 27-8, in the class 4-A state high school championship game at the UNI-Dome -- but what a night it was at the Metrodome.

I'm glad I decided to get a press ticket.

Minnesota is building a 50,000-seat outdoor stadium near the campus, and last night's game was the school's swan song to the indoor building.

After seeing what happened, I'd think Iowans would petition to keep the Hawkeyes' series against Minnesota continuing at the domed stadium every other year.

There were 20,000 or more Hawkeye fans at a game that started just after 6 o'clock last evening.

Most of them had been drinking something other than Diet Pepsi long before the coin flip, and many of them shouldn't have been driving after the game ended.

Speaking of when the game ended, the only people left in the Metrodome at 9 p.m. were Kirk Ferentz and his Iowa players and Hawkeye fans.

Brewster and his Gophers never made an appearance, and Minnesota's fans bailed out right after the marching band finished its halftime performance.

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There are still people around here who remember the day Nebraska pulverized Minnesota's 1983 team, 84-13.

They know how the Gopher fans feel who suffered through last night's 55-0 loss to Iowa.

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"Words can't express the disappointment I feel as a football coach, the disappointment I have for Minnesotans and our university, just disappointed in my ability to put a team on the field that could compete," Brewster said at his press conference after the game. "We just didn't get that done."

Word has it that Sid Hartman, the 200-year-old sports columnist/Minnesota fan whose first writing assignment was covering the Revolutionary War, needed oxygen after hearing that comment.

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Minnesota's new outdoor football complex will be called TCF Bank Stadium.

Rumor has officials of the bank will hold an emergency meeting this afternoon at a local Starbuck's to see if they can get out of the deal.

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Somebody asked me late last night if Iowa State still has a football program.

"A few people are wondering the same thing about Texas Tech," I answered.

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I knew you'd be asking, so I might as well tell you.

Last summer, I picked Iowa to go 8-4 in the regular season.

Do I know my football or what?


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Photo of Iowa's Shonn Greene [right], who ran for 144 yards and two touchdowns against the Gophers, courtesy of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune

Friday, November 21, 2008

Send Her Some Nicoderm Patches Already



Just what this state needed.

The governor's wife gives late-night talk-show hosts reason to make Iowa the butt -- so to speak -- of even more jokes.

Somebody from the paper [apparently, even in these difficult days at the Register, where another round of layoffs will come soon, someone from the newsroom has been assigned to check on who's lighting up in state-owned vehicles] sees Mari Culver smoking a cigarette, and she doesn't get fined for doing it.

And, here I am, doing all I can to avoid inhaling the smoke from somebody else's cigarettes every July at the family reunion in Cedar Rapids.

I was the guy who was so happy this state banned smoking in restaurants. I could finally go to Village Inn on Sunday for an Eggbeaters Skillet and come out without my hair and clothes smelling like a Camel menthol.

Then there's Mari puffing away in front of a state trooper.

Shame on her.

Somebody send her some Nicoderm patches immediately.

At taxpayers' expense, of course.

We certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

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SPEAKING OF SMOKING

I don't know if Texas Tech's basketball players were smoking anything last night or not.

Some teams need three games to score 167 points. Texas Tech scored 167 in one game.

I think Bobby Knight aged about 50 years during that one.

Coach Pat Knight's Red Raiders'had fun in a 167-115 blowout of a ragtag outfit called East Central that masqueraded as a team.

Pat's dad, Bobby, might've been lighting up something after the game. Bobby used to coach at places such as Indiana and Texas Tech, and once upon a time his teams played defense.

"I'm a big believer in confidence," Pat Knight told reporters after last night's game. "We got 10 guys that score double figures. Proves to them they can at least put it in the bucket. Our defense is a little different. The game is just so different from anything. We're not going to face anything like this."

I saw videotape of the game, and it was played in relative privacy at United Spirit Arena in Lubbock, TX. The crowd was liberally estimated at 5,505 -- about 10,000 below capacity.

Bobby and the bosses at Texas Tech won't like that.

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SPORTS COLUMNIST DOWNEY OUT AT CHICAGO TRIBUNE

Another sign of the tough times in the newspaper business:

Sports columnist Mike Downey is leaving the Chicago Tribune.

I don't think it's his idea. I think it's theirs.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Waitress, We Need More Tea Over Here, Please



Give me the lightly-fried tofu with mixed vegetables in brown sauce. Two crab rangoons. Steamed rice please. And lots of hot tea...It was time for another retired sportswriters' lunch at the Oriental restaurant. One guy mentioned that Iowa is a 5-point favorite in Saturday's regular-season football finale at Minnesota. He couldn't believe it, but nobody else could, either. Face ir, though, the oddsmakers like Iowa, just like the bowl scouts like Iowa and Floyd of Rosedale [pictured at the left] likes Iowa...The newspaper business always gets a lot of attention at these weekly get-togethers, and someone talked about what's happening at Indianapolis. The guy noticed that the Indianapolis Star didn't send a staff writer to Iowa City for last week's Iowa-Purdue football game. "They used an Associated Press story in the Sunday paper," the guy said in amazement. Well, let's see. The Star is a Gannett Co. paper with a lousy editor who doesn't know his ass from the red zone when it comes to sports. Gannett tells him to cut costs, so he not only has the AP cover Iowa-Purdue in football, but he uses stories from the Lafayette Journal & Courier to handle coverage of a couple of Purdue's home basketball games. The Lafayette paper -- also owned by Gannett -- furnished a story to the Star on a wrapup of Joe Tiller's football coaching at Purdue. That indicates to me that the Star doesn't bother sending a sportswriter to Tiller's weekly press conferences. Saving money and shortchanging the reader is what it's called. Don't forget, the Star, as well as the Des Moines Register and probably Lafayette and the Iowa City Press-Citizen [another Gannett paper] are expected to take hits in the next round of Gannett-ordered layoffs in December. Another sign of the times: It looks to newspaper readers that the Des Moines Register isn't sending anyone to Charleston, S.C. for tonight's Iowa basketball game against The Citadel. The game is not on TV [except for a webcast that's available to people for a $4.95 fee] -- one of only two Hawkeye games that won't be on the tube. Kind of unusual, too. So newspapers will have to resort to that old trick of having a reporter listen to the Gary Dolphin/Bobby Hansen radio broadcast and put together a story for tomorrow morning's editions. Make sure you monitor Todd Lickliter's postgame press conference, folks. That's where the quotes for the game story will have to come from...Don't be surprised at all if newspapers start using wire services and other papers for coverage of road games to which they formerly sent staff writers. It won't shock me one bit if a paper like the Register soon stops sending sportswriters to such places as State College, Pa., and Stillwater, Okla., for basketball games, and even football games involving Iowa and Iowa State. These are tough times, gang. Newspapers are really, really hurting. They keep urging people to read them online for free, and pretty soon that's what most people -- especially young people -- are going to be doing. One other thing about Iowa-The Citadel: How the hell did The Citadel wind up on Iowa's road schedule anyway? Pat Harty of the Press-Citizen explains: It's "the other half of a home-and-home series that was scheduled before Lickliter was hired. 'There were games added a couple years ago, and this was something that was available and so they did a home-and-home with them,' said Lickliter, who replaced Steve Alford before the start of last season. 'Like so much of the scheduling, I inherited it. 'And we're going to go and compete.'" Sounds to me like playing at The Citadel in a gym that seats 6,000 isn't Lickliter's favorite thing to do. But give Iowa credit for not canceling out of the series...I figured the crap would hit the fan when Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster mentioned that his team wasn't prepared for its best-of-five playoff series with the Dodgers. Dempster had just agreed to a four-year, $52 million contrac to play for Lou Piniella's Cubs. The fact he said the team "underestimated how prepared you have to be" didn't reflect well on Piniella, whose Cubs easily won the National League Central title, then were horrible [again] in the playoffs. The last anyone knew, the manager is the guy who's supposed to get a team ready to play. "Look, the team was prepared," Piniella told radio station WMVP-AM. The Chicago Tribune said Piniella pointed to the lack of offense as the main culprit for the Cubs' collapse, and reiterated they need more left-handed hitting to balance the lineup. "It's very much alike, one through eight," he said. "It's right-handed, it's power-hitting and it's not very quick." Add a left-handed bat and athleticism, "and the whole thing changes," he said. None of this surprises me. When's the last time a Cubs season -- or offseason -- went smoothly? It never happens...A retiree who picked Drake to go 23-10 this season under new basketball coach Mark Phelps has changed his mind already...I counted the times the headline or the review mentioned the words "funk" or "funky" in the story about Jethro's restaurant in today's Datebook, and came up with four. When you've got time, explain to me what that means...Also, mention to the waitress that we need more hot tea over here at the retired sportswriters' booth.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Barry Crist Of West D.M. Notices 'Rudy'-Type Stories About Hawkeye Football Players--But He Has To Read Them In the Iowa City Press-Citizen



An e-mail from longtime University of Iowa booster Barry Crist of West Des Moines:

"Too bad our Des Moines Register doesn't talk about this...

"From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:

"The little indicators of August have turned into illustrations of camaraderie in November.

"Ferentz revealed Tuesday that All-Big Ten defensive tackle Mitch King asked to come off the bench for his final game at Kinnick Stadium, suggesting that fellow senior Anton Narinskiy start in his place.

"Ferentz wouldn't disclose the identity of the underclassman on Iowa's 70-man travel list who volunteered his spot in the team hotel Friday night to make sure senior Austin Postler, a walk-on from West High, could spend the night with the team.

"'There's a sense of no one guy is bigger than the other,' senior offensive lineman Seth Olsen said. 'I'm not going to say that guy's name, and I think it's maybe cooler that he remains anonymous. But I think that's one example of how each guy is important. When I heard about it first, it was like Rudy with people laying their jerseys on the desk so Rudy could play.'"


[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Barry, thanks for a segment of the story written by Andy Hamilton of the Press-Citizen. Very good reading. That's Mitch King pictured at the right and Anton Narinskiy at the left].

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TAKING A NAP

After reading the previous story, In the Know from Eastern Iowa, not his real name, told me this in an e-mail:

"Randy Peterson of the Register went to sleep on this one. Normally the Press-Citizen and Register cover each others' asses."

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: The Register is starting to put more and more Press-Citizen stories in the paper all the time. Same with the Indianola paper and the Register. That's what happens when layoffs and cutbacks strike the newspaper business. All three papers, of course, are owned by the Gannett Co. Look for things to get even worse when there are more layoffs at Gannett papers next month.]

Al Schallau Says Pete Newell, Sharm Scheuerman Responsible for Iowa Hiring Lute Olson [But It Was Al Who Made the Phone Call To Bump Elliott]



Longtime University of Iowa sports fan Al Schallau, who now lives in California, is often given credit for being the man responsible for Lute Olson becoming the Hawkeyes' basketball coach prior to the 1974-1975 season.

Now -- with the death of Pete Newell -- Schallau goes into detail in an e-mail to me about what actually took place at that time.

Here's his message, titled, "Pete Newell and Sharm Scheuerman: Now It Can Be Told:"

Ron,

"I am saddened to learn that Pete Newell passed away. I met him twice and he was the same wonderful man in private as he was in public.

"In December, 1955, the Iowa Hawkeyes' Fabulous Five basketball team was anything but fabulous. The Hawkeyes lost three straight on a west coast trip that included a 70-45 loss to Pete Newell's California Golden Bears. That night, the Hawkeyes were awful.

"Senior point guard Sharm Scheuerman was sitting by himself in the bleachers after the game, feeling far down in the dumps. Pete Newell went and sat next to Sharm and talked to him for a long time, offering him many words of encouragement for their upcoming Big Ten Conference games.

"The Hawkeyes lost their first Big Ten game to Michigan State, but won their next 13, plus winning three NCAA tournament games before losing to Bill Russell and USF in the NCAA championship game.

"Pete Newell and Sharm Scheuerman became lifelong friends. As he was to so many others, Pete was a mentor to Sharm, which lasted long after Sharm's years as Iowa basketball coach.

"In March, 1974, I called Bump Elliott to recommend that he hire Long Beach State basketball coach Lute Olson. Bump had never heard of Lute, so he called Sharm and asked him to 'Call some of your friends on the west coast and check out Lute Olson.'

"Sharm called Pete Newell, who said, 'Lute is a solid basketball man. As a game coach, he is as good as you will find in the college ranks.'

"You can say anything you want to about Lute Olson. But one fact will always be uppermost in my mind. Lute's teams (at Iowa and at Arizona) could come from behind to win games as well as any teams in the country. Iowa's win over Georgetown in 1980 will always stand out in my mind.

"Pete Newell and Sharm Scheuerman were the men responsible for Lute Olson being hired as Iowa Hawkeye basketball coach.

"Best,"


Al Schallau

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Thanks for that history lesson, Al. Sharm Scheuerman [pictured at the left as a Hawkeye player] lettered on coach Bucky O'Connor's Iowa teams in 1954. 1955 and 1956. After O'Connor's death, Scheuerman had a 72-69 record as the Hawkeyes' coach from 1959-1964. Lute Olson was 168-90 as Iowa's coach from 1975-1983, then took the job at Arizona. He's now retired from that job. Pete Newell and longtime friend Bobby Knight are pictured at the right. That's Newell on the left, Knight on the right].

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OVERPAYING AND OVERANALYZING

The Chicago Cubs just overpaid for another pitcher. They've tied up $52 million with a four-year contract to Ryan Dempster.

It's interesting, after signing the contract, Dempster told reporters that the Cubs weren't prepared for their best-of-five playoff against the Los Angeles Dodgers -- which the Dodgers swept in three games.

"Maybe we underestimated how prepared you have to be, how ready you have to be, especially in a five-game series," Dempster said. "It's like a short heavyweight bout. Ding, the bell is ringing, you've got to go."

It's hard for me to believe the Cubs weren't ready for the playoffs, even though they played like they didn't know their asses from rightfield.

If Dempster is correct and there was a lack of preparation, manager Lou Piniella and everyone in the dugout should share the blame.

Those guys are supposed to be professionals. Cub teams have now lost nine consecutive playoff games, and I think the whole team needs an overhaul. Bringing back guys like Dempster isn't the solution, it adds to the problem.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Regarding Those Season Ticket Refunds for Drake Basketball Fans, I'm Fairly Certain Bulldogs' Player/Funnyman Brent Heemskerk Was Joking About Them



Drake held its first men's basketball Tipoff lunch of the season today at Christopher's restaurant in Beaverdale, and the clear-cut star of the show was Brent Heemskerk.

Heemskerk [pictured at the left] is a 6-8, 225-pound senior forward from Grand Rapids, Mich., who might have a future in stand-up comedy.

Those attending the lunch needed something to get their minds off last week's opening game -- a disappointing 58-48 loss to Butler -- and Heemskerk gave them a few things to laugh about.

He made sure he told the fans that Drake's players are better than they showed in a game that saw them trail at halftime by the ugly score of 25-14.

"If we don't score in double digits in the first half of our next game, Coach Phelps has promised to stand outside the Knapp Center and give fans refunds for their season tickets," Heemskerk said.

I'm pretty sure Heemskerk meant it as a joke.

Heemskerk said today's Tipoff lunch was his fifth since coming to Drake.

"The only person who's been to more of them is Paul Morrison," he said of Drake's 90-year-old sports department historian and all-around information man and goodwill guy for the university. Morrison is pictured at the right.

Heemskerk is majoring in finance, marketing, entrepreneurial management and general business, and said he has already accepted a job at Principal Financial in Des Moines after he gets his degree.

"The last Drake player to accept a job at Principal was the player of the year in the Missouri Valley Conference and in the league's postseason tournament," someone in the crowd told Heemskerk.

"That's why I accepted the job," Heemskerk said.

The reference was to Adam Emmenecker, who set a Drake record with 213 assists. Ironically, although Emmenecker was supposed to begin a career at Principal, his outstanding 2007-2008 season got him a contract to play basketball in Germany.

The game against Butler was Mark Phelps' first as Drake's coach. He took over a program that saw Keno Davis go 25-8 and advance to the NCAA tournament in his only season as the head coach.

The Bulldogs' point guards were pretty bad in the opener. Something else that must improve is getting more good shots for Jonathan "Bucky" Cox, another 6-8 senior forward.

Cox scored a career-high 29 points in Drake's loss to Western Kentucky in the NCAA tournament last season, but was limited to five shots and seven points by Butler.

I didn't attend the game, but others who did told me Cox got the ball a lot, but immediately was hounded by Butler defenders and couldn't get the kind of shots he thought were necessary to score.

Somebody's got to figure out a solution to that, sooner rather than later. I mean, Cox is supposed to be a leader on this team.

Heemskerk, Phelps and athletic director Sandy Hatfield Clubb told people at today's lunch that they're confident Drake can, and will, play better.

I sure hope they're right.

Improvement can't come too soon.

The next game is tomorrow night against Morehead State at the Knapp Center.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Coming Up Empty:On the Same Night Keno's Former Drake Team Lost Its Opener To Butler, His Providence Squad Was Beaten By Northeastern University



Keno Davis knows the feeling.

On the same night Keno's former Drake basketball team was losing its season opener under new coach Mark Phelps, Davis' Providence squad was beaten by Northeastern University of Boston, 70-66.

Keno, of course, had a record 28-5 season in 2007-2008 at Drake. It was his only year as the Bulldogs' head coach before accepting a multi-season, $1 million-a-year offer from Providence of the Big East Conference.

It was something Keno had to do. Although he hurt the feelings of some Bulldog fans, I saw nothing at all wrong with his decision to leave Drake after one magical season.

Providence plays its home games in a 14,000-seat arena with the interesting name of Dunkin' Donuts Center.

Nothing like naming rights, huh?

The Friars' opener drew 8,086 fans for the Northeastern game, and no one seemed to be complaining about the attendance in the accounts I read of the game.

However, it would appear to me that Providence might have the same type of attendance challenges Drake had when it plays its home games at Veterans Memorial Auditorium in downtown Des Moines.

Crowds of 7,000 and 8,000 looked small in an arena that had a capacity of 12,000, 13,000 or 14,000 -- depending on the seating plan.

Finally, Drake built the 7,002-seat Knapp Center, which was sold out most of the time in the fantastic season Keno, Adam Emmenecker, Josh Young and the rest of the gang put together in 2007-2008.

Saturday night's opening 58-48 loss to Butler attracted only 6,012 to the Knapp. However, there was plenty of competition for the athletic entertainment dollar that day and night.

Iowa and Iowa State had home football games, and Drake itself had a football game in Jacksonville, Fla. If you had trouble finding an account of it, the story of the Bulldogs' 41-9 loss was buried at the bottom of page 11, close to the Iowa Speedway ad, in Sunday's paper.

Speaking of papers, the Providence Journal has a sidebar on its website that lets readers vote on what they thought about the the Providence-Northeastern game.

The question asked was, "How bad a sign is PC's season-opening loss to Northeastern?"

Here's how the voting stood this morning:

It's not a real big deal
25 percent 35 votes

It's a bad sign
40 percent 56 votes

It's a really bad sign
35 percent 49 votes


Tough crowd out there in Rhode Island, I guess.

"They put it to us," Keno said after the Northeastern game.

Providence won its two exhibition games -- 85-57 over the University of Ottawa and 105-84 over Slippery Rock.

Of the loss to Northeastern -- a university of 14,698 students that belongs to the Colonial Athletic Association with such schools as George Mason, Old Dominion, William & Mary and Virginia Commonwealth -- Ruben W. Perez of the Providence Journal wrote, "Davis was clearly disappointed with his team’s inability to find the Huskies’ top players when they squared up to the hoop. PC did a fine job limiting forward Manny Adako inside, but its matchup zone defense let [Matt] Janning and [Eugene] Spates loose too often.

“'Those were the two guys who could beat us and we needed to shut them down. And those were the two guys who beat us. We will try everything we can to improve defensively and not allow the other team’s best player to get those kind of open looks.'”

It's a Davis-dominated coaching staff at Providence, just as it was at Drake. On Keno's Friars staff are Chris Davis and Rodell Davis, both of who with him at Drake.

Chris Davis would have been interested in the Bulldogs' head coaching job when Keno left, but Drake officials clearly wanted someone else -- and chose Phelps, who had been assistant at Arizona State.

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SHONN AS IN GONE

An e-mail from Ernie from Elkader, not his real name:

"Ron, thanks for publishing the photos of Lute Olson's women. Bobbi would be beside herself if she knew what was going on in Lute's life now....Good to see you at the Iowa-Purdue football game Saturday. Not a great performance by Iowa, but another terrific day by Shonn [Gone] Greene."

Ernie from Elkader

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Ernie from Elkader was referring to the photos I published last week of the former Christine Torretti and the present Kelly Pugnea. In the photo at the right, Christine is at the left, Kelly at the right. Christine and Lute recently called it quits after a short marriage, and now Kelly and Lute are engaged to be married. Kelly is a 47-year-old divorcee with two children; Christine was a divorced mother of three when she married Olson. Lute's first wife, Bobbi, died of ovarian cancer several years ago. As for Shonn Greene, the Iowa junior tailback, I wrote over the weekend that he has nothing else to prove in college football, so he should make himself available for the NFL draft. That's why Ernie from Elkader says the 23-year-old Greene is Shonn as in Gone].

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Jeff Valadez of Bend, Ore., writes:

"Ron, I'm not going to say anything to jinx the Hawks, they will surely be up against the wall up in Minneapolis, where we rarely win and rarely tear down the goalposts and rarely get them out of the Metrodome doors, and rarely get more than a couple hundred Hawkeye fans in the stadium and rarely go to a bowl game after this tougher than a pig game.....nonetheless, I have to congratulate you for your being in the position of meeting your prognostication of 8-4.....and by the way....I WON'T see you at a January game.......yours truly..RARELY a Hawkeye fan....Jeff.

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: After making what looked like a foolish prediction that Iowa would finish the regular season at 8-4, I've suddenly got a chance to be right. But it's going to take a victory Saturday night in the collegiate football finale at the Metrodome to accomplish it. It's certainly a game the Hawkeyes can win, and Minnesota is now playing the way we Iowans expect Gopher squad to play -- poorly -- after a very good start].

Saturday, November 15, 2008

In a Game That Surprises and Disappoints Me, Mark Phelps Coaching Era At Drake Opens With a 58-48 Loss To Butler Before Only 6,012 At Knapp Center



The Mark Phelps basketball coaching era at Drake did not start well tonight.

In a regular-season opener mstching Bulldogs from two teams -- the Dogs of Butler, the team from Indianapolis, Ind. -- handled Drake's Bulldogs, 58-48, at the Knapp Center.

It was an outcome that both surprised me and disappointed me.

I figured Drake would still be riding high after the 28-5 record it had under Keno Davis last season, but it was not to be.

A crowd of 6,012 -- nearly 1,000 below capacity -- watched Drake play poorly all night against a team that started three freshmen.

A couple of my thoughts on the attendance figure:

1. Collegiate and high school teams are still playing football. Lots of sports fans were at games involving home football games involving Iowa and Iowa State today, so that's a reason Drake was asking for trouble by breaking in its new coach in a big game in the third week of November.

2. Maybe Drake officials should have some second thoughts about raising the cost of basketball tickets after the outstanding 2007-2008 season.


"We certainly didn't have a good offensive night," Phelps told his postgame radio audience. "Give Butler credit for its solid man-to-man defense. We have to do a better job on offense to come out with a win.

"Our guys were pressing to score. I don't think we took shots that we are accustomed to taking."

Phelps' team shot just 22 percent while falling behind, 25-14, at halftime. For the game, Drake shot a frosty 31 percent.

You're not going to win many games -- if any -- with that kind of shooting.

Josh Young led Drake with 19 points while playing 37 minutes. Veteran Bucky Cox was limited to 7 points.

Adam Emmenecker, where were you tonight, man? The whole place needed you.

"We need more than one double-digit scorer besides Young," Phelps said. "We simply didn't play well. We need improvement across the board."

Davis is now coaching at Providence after spending just one season as Drake's head coach. Phelps succeeded him after being an assistant at Arizona State.

Drake won at Butler, 71-64, last Feb. 23 in an ESPN BracketBusters game. At the time, Butler was ranked No. 8, Drake was No. 18.


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Butler coach Brad Stevens praised his team's defense. "We put a huge emphasis on guarding since we started practice, and I'm proud that we were able to guard those guys," Stevens said on butlersports.com. "To have Cox and Young as the only players with points in the first half was a good thing."....It was sure good to have the hard-hitting "Bulldog Buzz" back in the Sunday paper here. I'd forgotten how highly-informative it is. Just kidding, of course....Drake plays at home Wednesday night against Morehead State and again at the Knapp Center next Sunday against South Dakota State.

More Photos From 'The House That Nile Kinnick Built'



If Nile Kinnick were still around today, I'm sure Mark Robinson of Iowa City would be one of his favorite photographers.

I mean, Robinson really keeps 'em in focus.

After displaying some of Robinson's shots from the re-dedication of "The House That Nile Kinnick Built," I received a couple more photos from in and around the stadium via e-mail.

I know the shot of the statue of Kinnick was taken by Robinson.

I'm fairly certain the other picture was, too.

If he didn't take that one, he's wishing he did.

FYI, Robinson said the photographer [likely meaning himself] "had a difficult time holding the camera steady" while shooting the picture of the lady -- who obviously is either a fan of Kinnick, statues, football stadiums, camera lenses, red outfits, or all of the above.

And Mark Robinson's Photos, Too....






An e-mail from Mark Robinson of Iowa City:

Hi, Ron;

"I saw your post about readers' photos, so I thought I would pass these along to you:

1. Longtime Cedar Rapids TV and radio announcer Bob Brooks at the re-dedication of Kinnick Stadium.

2. C. Vivian Stringer [former Iowa women's basketball coach who now is at Rutgers] at the same event.

3. Former Iowa and Seattle Supersonics basketball standout Fred Brown.

4. Retired Iowa athletic director and ex-Michigan football coach Bump Elliott and former Iowa standout quarterback Randy Duncan.

5. Former KGRN and WMT-radio announcer Frosty Mitchell.

"I hope we all are enjoying Shonn Greene. Two more games and it will be a pot of gold for him.

"Keep writing,"

Mark Robinson

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Great pictures, Mark. I don't know about you, but I'd like to be Shonn Greene's agent].

You Want Pictures? My Readers Have Them






Bud Appleby of Des Moines writes:

"If you are in need of pictures, here's one [at the top] from last night's Drake-Texas State women's basketball game, which the Bulldogs won, 72-54. No. 15 is freshman Rachael Hackbarth of Drake."

Dave Chase of Cedar Rapids writes:

"Ron, we were at the UNI-Dome last evening to cheer on the Cedar Rapids Washington Warriors [and took the four photos under the Drake picture].

"Our friends' son, Taylor Kuhn [No. 79] is a senior who plays for the Warriors. He has been injured all season, yet practiced and dressed for all the games. His only appearance on the field was two games ago.

"Last night, Cedar Falls [which defeated Washington, 27-19] did a good job of running the ball up the middle with its powerful backfield. Washington had outstanding passing, but struggled defensively to contain the running and short passes."

Cedar Falls plays unbeaten and No. 1-ranked Valley of West Des Moines next Friday night at the UNI-Dome for the state class 4-A championship. Valley rallied from a 14-0 deficit to beat Ankeny, 21-14.

Dave Chase Says, 'Hello From Cedar Rapids;' And Don Clasen Remembers the Good Old Days At the Register [Believe It Or Not, We Had a Lot Of 'Em!]


In an e-mail titled "Hello from Cedar Rapids," Dave Chase touches on several subjects:

Mr. Maly:

"I found your blog this summer after searching for Cedar Rapids flood-related coverage. One of your C.R. visits was the subject of your blog that day. I soon realized who you are, bookmarked your site and read it daily. In fact, I have passed your site along to others who I know might enjoy it.

"Upon researching your earlier posts I ran across your recap of a family reunion from a few years ago. As I scanned the photos, lo and behold, there was Jenny Zahradnik, a co-worker of mine [we are both in the marketing department here at Fiserv Insurance Solutions] featured with her son. I alerted Jenny to this fact and she was delighted.

"The other touch point was your recent Wilson High School reunion photo. It first appeared in the Gazette. A classmate of yours, Joy Ross [her married name], is the mother of my wife's best friend. Small world. You may even know my father-in-law David Dohnalek who is from the Wilson class of 1955.

"In any event I enjoy your blog and may send you questions or comments from time to time.

"Great job."

Dave Chase

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Good hearing from you, Dave. Contact me anytime you have something on your mind. And good luck to everyone in my old hometown of Cedar Rapids [pictured] still battling the effects of the flood of 2008].

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Don Clasen, a former member of the Des Moines Register and Tribune sports department, recalls the old days that I write about occasionally:

Hi, Ron:

"Reading about Dave Witke and Chuck Offenburger brought me back to the good old days at the Register. I started about the same time as Dave, and we both learned the style, etc. on the old copy desk. I'd sure like to correspond with him. Do you have his e-mail address?

"Enjoy reading you most every day. Of course, I'm saddened by today's Register.

"Have you seen the new look of the Chicago Tribune? They are emphasizing big photos and graphics, but seem to have a lot of timely, in-depth pieces. I'd have to say of all the papers that I have seen after being redesigned, the Trib stacks up well.

"Going to the Purdue game [today]. But I don't like the weather forecast. Wow, a couple of wins and the Hawks could finish with 8 wins and a respectable bowl berth.

"Go Hawks!"

Don Clasen

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Don, I'll get you in touch with Dave Witke, who was always one of the nice guys in the newspaper business and someone who deserved a few more breaks than he got along the way. I've heard good things about the Chicago Tribune's new look. It's interesting that Chicago is still a two-newspaper town and, frankly, I hope the Sun-Times hangs on for a while longer, too].

Friday, November 14, 2008

Thanks To Tim Bross, I Finally Got My Copy Of the Troubled Mr. Wonderful's Basketball Book, Plus the Story Of Bill Garrett, Too




I owe Tim Bross a huge thank you today.

Again.

Way back when, Tim and I wrote about sports in the same newsroom.

Bross, who now works at the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, is a former sportswriter at the old Des Moines Tribune.

A couple of months ago, he was kind enough to send me a copy of Lute Olson's book, "Lute! The Seasons Of My Life."

The trouble was, someone -- or maybe a lot of people -- wanted to read the book before it got to me.

All I received in the mail was an empty envelope.

I put in a "missing book" report to the Post Office, but didn't hear a word on what happened to the book -- or on whose bookshelf it is now.

I hope all the mailmen and mailwomen enjoyed reading my copy of the book.

So Bross was nice enough to send me another copy of the book, as well as a copy of the book "Getting Open -- The Unknown Story Of Bill Garrett and the Integration Of College Basketball" [pictured at the left].

I've written about the Garrett book in the past, and I'll write more on it later in this column.

Right now, I want to write again about Olson's book.

Lute, of course, is the former Iowa and Arizona basketball coach who regards me as his favorite sportswriter.

I know that's the case because, if he didn't, want would he have devoted most of an entire page to me in his book?

I also am fairly certain that Olson feels he is the best basketball coach of all time and that he should be called Mr. Wonderful by everyone who meets him.

In writing about his late wife, Bobbi, Lute mentioned one of several interviews she had with me, both in Iowa City and Tucson, Ariz.

[By the way, the photo at the right shows Lute and Bobbi].

"Bobbi always tried to cooperate with the media," Olson wrote in rhw book. "She liked most of the people who covered our program, and I think they all appreciated her. Once, though, Ron Maly, a Des Moines Register columnist, asked her to reflect on the success of our program. She responded that the reaction had been overwhelming, and then, unfortunately, she added, 'Lute has created a monster here....'"

As I recall, Bobbi was still talking about the "monster" Olson had created at Iowa and the fact that she and Lute were "living in a fishbowl" in Iowa City when I talked with her after Olson's opening press conference on the Arizona campus in Tucson.

Even after Olson had been in the Arizona job for many years, I continued getting phone calls from sportswriters in Arizona and other areas of the country, who wondered about my relationship with the thin-skinned Olson.

The Maly-Olson Extravaganza took on a life of its own. Finally, I grew tired of writing about Olson and his family. No one was happier to see George Raveling become Iowa's coach after Olson left than me.

Now, of course, things have gotten even more bizarre for Olson. After taking an unexlained leave of absence from the Arizona job last season, he abruptly resigned a couple of weeks ago.

One of his doctors called a press conference to announce that Olson had suffered a stroke and was unable to make decisions.

Well, I guess.

Bobbi died a number of years ago from ovarian cancer. He later married the former Christine Torretti, and now is divorced from her. The last I heard, he was engaged to Kelly Pugnea a 47-year-old divorcee.

[That's Christine pictured at the top left. Kelly is at the top right. The photos are courtesy of former Iowan Jay Christensen, publisher of a new blog titled "The March To Madness." Jay also publishes the football blog, "The Wizard Of Odds."].

Maybe it's time for me to spend some time in Tucson and get all of this stuff straightened out for Olson. It looks like old Silver Top needs some help.

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As for the book on Bill Garrett, I wrote about it a while back when I was trying to unravel a huge screwup about it at the Des Moines Register.

On May 10, 2007, I wrote that Tom Graham, co-author of the book, "Getting Open: The Unknown Story Of Bill Garrett and the Integration Of College Basketball," caught up on the Internet with a column I wrote about a story the Register published about Garrett, a former Indiana basketball player.

In a poorly-researched, poorly-written and poorly-edited story, the Register completely ignored Dick Culberson, a University of Iowa athlete from Iowa City who was the first black basketball player in the Big Ten.

Culberson is pictured with his Hawkeye teammates in a photo of Iowa's conference title team of 1944-45 in the Iowa basketball media guide. Garrett didn't join the Indiana program until 1947.

At the time the Register story was published, Bill Garrett's son, Billy, was on Steve Alford's staff at Iowa. He's now the head coach at Texas A&M-Corpus Christi

Here's what Graham wrote to me in an e-mail:

"Ron,

"I just now came across the article about Bill Garrett in the Des Moines Register of last January, and the criticisms that raged for a few days over the comment that Garrett was the first black to play basketball in the Big Ten. I am the co-author, with my daughter, of 'Getting Open: The Unknown Story of Bill Garrett and the Integration of College Basketball'. Probably our book was a source for the Register's article, and I'd like to offer these belated comments.

"We point out in our book that Dick Culberson was the Big Ten's first African-American basketball player. ('It was an open secret [in 1947] that the basketball coaches of the Big Ten--the conference to which [Indiana] and other large midwestern schools belonged -- had a 'gentleman's agreement' not to recruit or play blacks. Only one black basketball player, Dick Culberson, had ever suited up in a Big Ten basketball uniform, and he had seen only limited action for Iowa in part of one season during World War II....') (p. 92)

"Culberson was the exception that proved the rule. I don't want to minimize his achievement nor the difficulties he faced, but Culberson's breakthrough was isolated--like those of the handful of blacks who played in the L.A. and New York areas, at the University of Toledo and at Pitt in the 1940's. It did not 'break' the gentleman's agreement, did not provide a dramatic example to other coaches, and was not followed quickly by a steady progression of black basketball players into the Big Ten or other midwestern conferences. On the contrary, for four years after Culberson's 1943-44 season with Iowa, the Big Ten gentleman's agreement continued as before.

"Technically, Bill Garrett was the first African-American to be a regular starter on a Big Ten basketball team--and that is (as far as I could tell from reading excerpts online) how The Register described him.

"But more important, it was Garrett who broke once and for all the Big Ten's gentleman's agreement, whose example on and off the court motivated coaches all around the midwest to look for 'Bill Garretts,' and who started the steady movement of black players into major college basketball. In our book, we were careful to describe Garrett's breakthrough that way, and it is in that sense that we called him 'the Jackie Robinson of college basketball.'

"I realize this is probably old hat now, but unfortunately I didn't see the online discussion in time to join it.

"I'll look forward to reading your online column more regularly in the future.

"Best wishes,"


Tom Graham, co-author, with Rachel Graham Cody, of "Getting Open: The Unknown Story of Bill Garrett and Integration of College Basketball" (Atria Books: 2006)

In my comments to Graham, I wrote, "I'm glad you point out in your book, Tom, that Iowa's Dick Culberson was the Big Ten's first black basketball player. I agree with you that your book appears to be a source of the Register's story. That being the case, I can't understand how the newspaper's story on Garrett completely ignored Culberson, who was a reserve on an Iowa team in 1944-45 that had a 17-1 record and won the Big Ten championship.

"The minute the story appeared on the Register's website, readers were challenging it because they were aware that Culberson was the Big Ten's first black player -- regardless of whether he was a reserve or a starter. One of the first responses to the story on the website said, 'What else do you expect from the Register? This is a snippet from the link on the prior posting: It was an unspoken agreement among coaches. No one risked challenging it in the Big Ten until 1944, when the University of Iowa for the first time added to its roster a black, Richard T. Culberson....Dear Gannett, would you take the Register's editors and sports section off of life support and get someone who knows how to put together a sports stlory and/or sports column. This passes for journalism?'

"When I called Bob Schulz, a four-year letterwinner who was a freshman on Iowa's 1944-45 squad and a teammate of Culberson, he acknowledged that he was 'a bit shook up" to read in the paper that Garrett was called the first black player to compete in the Big Ten.' The day after the story appeared, the Register [in its print edition] carried this clarification: 'Former Indiana men's basketball player William Garrett was the first black to regularly play and consistently start in the Big Ten Conference. Ex-Iowa player Dick Culberson was the first to play in the Big Ten, a few seasons earlier. Information from the Univeristy of Iowa and other sources was incorrect in some cases, and contradictory and unclear in others.' The story was quickly removed from the newspaper's website. After exchanging e-mails with Graham about the matter, he wrote: '....please correct my spelling of Dick Culberson's name. I'm embarrassed to say we spelled it wrong [Culbertson] in our book also.'

"'I hope you'll see that the book is researched and end-noted thoroughly, but we still slipped up there. The focus of our book is the breaking of the Big Ten's gentleman's agreement, in the setting of how race relations were in the midwest of the '40's. I grew up in Garrett's hometown, with memories of the paradox of the town's segregation and its intense pride in Bill Garrett. The book is available on Amazon and similar websites, as well as on the Simon & Schuster website, 'Simonsays.com.' Atria is a Simon & Schuster imprint. In was published in March, 2006, and is also still available in some book stores....A stray related fact is that, among midwestern colleges, the University of Toledo stood out for taking black players early. The explanation I've heard is that Toledo didn't belong to a conference (hence no gentleman's agreement), and had a lot of East Coast schools on its schedule.'"

Thanks for writing, Tom, and I join many others in saying what a great job you and your daughter did in researching and writing the book. I corrected the spelling of Culberson's name five times in your e-mail comments to me, but unfortunately I couldn't do anything about taking that 't' out of his name in the book.]

Thursday, November 13, 2008

'I'm Excited. I'm Anxious To Get the Regular Season Going,' Says Mark Phelps As Countdown Starts To His Debut As Drake's 25th Basketball Coach


For Mark Phelps, excitement is the word.

Phelps is the 25th men's basketball coach Drake has had since a guy named C. A. Pell sent his 1907 Bulldogs onto the floor against Des Moines Baptist.

Pell and his players won that game, 36-17. Ol' C. A. must've had a tremendous defense.

Phelps' team has had two exhibition games -- won 'em both, too -- but Josh Young, Jonathan "Bucky" Cox and the boys get down to business for real at 7:05 p.m. Saturday when they play Butler in their season opener at the Knapp Center.

It's also the debut for Phelps [pictured], who signed on as Drake's coach last April 21 after one-year wonder Keno Davis had a school-record 28-5 finish that got him a $1 million-a-year job at Providence.

I asked Phelps today what his emotions are as the countdown starts for Saturday's game.

"It's been a while [since April 21]," Phelps said. "A lot has happened. It's been a short 6 1/2 months and it's been a long 6 1/2 months.

"But I'm excited. I'm anxious to get the regular season going, and I would say most of my emotions are excitement."

Phelps said his starting lineup will be the same Saturday night as it was in Drake's exhibition victories over Truman State and Arkansas State.

"We'll start Craig Stanley, Josh Young, Adam Templeton, Jonathan Cox and Brent Heemskerk, he said.

Phelps said his team is "in relatively good health, other than the normal nicks and bruises at this time of year."

It's not like Drake is starting the season against the Sisters Of the Poor.

No opponent with a hyphenated name in this opener.

Butler has been a national power in recent seasons, and anyone who knows anything about Division I basketball knows about the school in Indianapolis.

The Bulldogs -- the Butler Bulldogs, that is -- finished 30-4 last season, but Drake handed them one of their losses Feb. 23 at home. Drake, then ranked No. 18, rode Young's 25 points to a 71-64 victory over a Butler team that was No. 8.

It's been known for a long time that Butler would be Drake's regular-season opener this year.

I sat next to Tom Davis, Keno's dad, at most of Drake's home games last season, and Tom told me late in the year that Butler would be here for the 2008-2009 opener.

But that was before he knew Keno would now be at Providence, not Drake.

I'm not sure Phelps would have scheduled Butler as his opening opponent if he'd had anything to say about it.

"There's no question we're going to find out more about ourselves by playing Butler than playing a team that's not of their caliber," he said. "But it is what it is. It's on the schedule. It's the game I inherited.

"Certainly it would nice if we could kind of ease [into the schedule]. But there's a certain excitement and expectation about opening up this way as well. We know it's a game of great interest to both programs."

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Chuck Offenburger's New Book About Ex-Iowa State Basketball And Broadcasting Standout Gary Thompson Will Be Available Around Dec. 1



Whenever I hear that my friend Chuck Offenburger is writing a book, I know it's going to be a good one.

The longtime Internet and newspaper columnist [pictured at the left] told me a while back that he was working on a book about Gary Thompson [pictured at the right], the "Roland Rocket" who became an outstanding Iowa State basketball player and broadcaster.

Now I hear that the book is finished and will be available about Dec. 1 -- which means it'll be a great Christmas gift for Iowans and others who have followed Thompson and admire Offenburger's writing.

The book is titled "GARY THOMPSON: All-American." It's being published in softcover, with 350 pages, including 36 pages of photos -- many in color.

The publisher is Hexagon Grandhaven Group, of Milwaukee, Wis., which has Gary's 1957 Iowa State classmate Roy J. Reiman as its boss. Reiman is also having his crew at "Our Iowa" magazine, based in Ames, taking the orders and doing the shipping.

People can order books by writing:

"GARY THOMPSON: All-American"
% Our Iowa
2501 North Loop Drive
Ames, IA 50010


Cost is $19.95, plus $3.95 shipping & handling, or just $4.95 total shipping & handling for two or more books. Checks should be made to: Our Iowa.

I'm looking forward to reading the book, and I'll be writing more about it in these columns after I do.

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giftofsilence 2 WEIGHS IN

I received this e-mail from giftofsilence 2, which I assume is not his or her real name:

"'It seemed to be something almost written in-house, or at least by someone with a definite knowledge of the difficult times newspapers are going through these days.'

"Sorry to disappoint, Ron. I was merely alluding to the fact that Bryce Miller only lets Stockdale write about Shawn Johnson anymore, which I don't quite understand. I was less than thrilled with her coverage of the Olympics, but I still think she should be able to take on other stories. Any inference beyond that is your own.

"P.S. it took forever to find an e-mail address for you. I ended up Googling it, so hopefully this one works. Have a good one."


[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: As I mentioned to giftofsilence 2, I'm glad Google got us in electronic mail touch. The words, "It seemed to be something almost written in-house, or at least by someone with a definite knowledge of the difficult times newspapers are going through these days" were authored by me in response to a reader comment that referred to a Nancy Stockdale story that appeared online and in the print version of the Des Moines Register. Stockdale covered Johnson before the Olympics in Beijing, during the Olympics and after the Olympics for the newspaper. She spends most of her time at the paper as a sports copy editor. She was sent back to the desk after being a sports columnist. The mention by giftofsilence 2 of Bryce Miller is in reference to the present Register sports editor. Miller also went to Beijing so he could contribute to the paper's coverage of the Olympics. Maybe you read his blockbuster features, "Postcards from Beijing." I'd heard Miller was sent to Beijing on the Gannett Co.'s nickel [actually a whole ton of nickels]. I haven't had that rumor confirmed and, actually, I don't care whose nickels he spent in China. This is a difficult time to be a sports editor at any newspaper. People these days rarely think Miller, or anyone else handling sports editor responsibilities at a metropolitan newspaper, is doing a good job. Miller certainly isn't the worst sports editor the Register has had, even though he's among the bottom three. He's not as bad as Randy Brubaker, who was the second-worst sports editor at a place where Sec Taylor raised the bar very high in the previous century. Brubaker got the job only because the then-upper newsroom management at the paper wanted to get Dave Witke out of the job. Witke was very well-liked and didn't deserve to be ousted. Brubaker did such a poor job that he was eventually named managing editor of the Register, a job he still has unless the next round of newsroom layoffs has come sooner than expected. By the way, Miller does other things in addition to covering the Olympics every four years. He also trailbosses such hard-hitting projects as "In the Loop" and "Bulldog Buzz." In addition, he shows up at an occasional big football game at Kinnick Stadium and Jack Trice Stadium].

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I DON'T BELIEVE IT

I found the headline in the Register that said "Cyclone AD pleased, says future is bright" very hard to believe. I don't know how anyone -- an athletic director or a headline writer -- could truthfully say the future is bright when the football team's record is 2-8....I hear Randy Witke [the brother of the earlier-mentioned Dave Witke] is retiring as a newsside copy editor at the Register. Like Dave, Randy is a good guy, and I hope he enjoys his retirement....Lou Piniella of the Cubs has been the National League's manager of the year. It's too bad the guy can't manage his way out of a paper sack when his team gets into the playoffs.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Silence Is the Word. You Won't Catch Me Getting Into This Mess




I've decided to not write anything about the latest football problems at Iowa State.

Silence is golden and all that kind of stuff

I mean, I like dogs -- as long as they're small dogs -- and I'd never kick a Shih-Tzu.

I had two of 'em -- Shih-Tzus, I mean -- and didn't kick either one.

So I'm sure as hell not going to kick an Iowa State football coach with a 2-8 record.

I never criticize anyone on Veterans Day.

Those talk-shows in Texas can have all the fun they want at Gene Chizik's expense.

They can put words into his mouth that say he wishes he was still Mack Brown's defensive coordinator with the Longhorns instead of the guy running the program at a coaching graveyard like Iowa State.

Massacre the poor guy. He's certainly vulnerable these days.

After all, some things never change.

Nearly a half-century ago, when Clay Stapleton was in charge of the Iowa State football program, it was one of the toughest coaching jobs in America.

I say that even though Stapleton's 1959 team was called the Dirty Thirty and had a 7-3 record.

Today, with Chizik [pictured at the top] struggling in his second season, Iowa State is still a very difficult place to win.

Indeed, some would say it's an impossible place to win.

Not me, of course.

All I know is, I don't care who the next coach is -- Pop Warner again or the defensive or defensive coordinator at Texas or Ohio State -- winning at Jack Trice Stadium, or certainly away from Jack Trice Stadium, will be a challenge.

Maybe you've forgotten that the legendary Glenn S. "Pop" Warner was Iowa State's coach in 1895, 1896, part of 1897, 1898 and part of 1899.

Never had a losing season, either.

He became so famous at Iowa State that a kids' football organization was formed in this country, and was named after him. It's still going strong today.

Evidently, things went downhill in Ames after Pop's days there.

Johnny Majors [pictured at the left] told me a long time ago what a hard job it was to coach at Iowa State.

"I've always heard that this is a place you win, then get out," he told me in a candid moment during the time he was the Cyclones' coach from 1968 through 1972.

And Majors followed his own advice.

He got out.

After being rumored for more coaching jobs than Bobby Stoops has been in recent years, Majors went to Pittsburgh -- where he won a national championship -- then to Tennessee, where he was eventually fired.

Another round of "Coach Watch" has begun at Ames.

But, like I said, I'm staying out of all this.

Chizik, who walked through artificially-produced smoke at Hilton Coliseum when he was announced as Iowa State's new coach less than two years ago, now is the target of some heat for what he has -- or hasn't -- done on the football field.

Chizik or his bosses can say all they want about how things are going, but if the guy doesn't get things turned around fairly soon, I'm thinking he'll be gone.

Don't forget, Kansas State coach Ron Prince was handed his walking papers the other day after just over 2 1/2 years on the job.

There is little patience anywhere. There's pressure on college presidents, who transfer that pressure to their athletic directors, who transfer it to their coaches.

The president wants to stay employed, and so does the athletic director.

So what do they do? Fire the coaches.

Chizik told people yesterday at his weekly press conference that he doesn't second-guess himself for taking the Iowa State job.

Hey, what did you expect him to say, something like, "I was happy as Mack's defensive coordinator, and the biggest mistake I ever made was to come to Ames, Iowa. This is the pits?"

Or do you expect Jamie Pollard, the athletic director, to say, "When I hired Chizik, I really screwed things up -- and, hopefully, it's not an error that will follow me around when I try to get out of Ames. I should have never hired Chizik?"

I've written plenty of times in the past that it was huge mistake for Pollard to fire Dan McCarney [pictured at the right] from the Iowa State coaching job.

But I'm getting off that horse right now.

I still believe it, but I refuse to write it again today.

Remember, I'm being quiet about all of this.

Monday, November 10, 2008

R. H. Of Des Moines Reaches Into the Past To Touch On the Names Of Some Writing, Broadcast & Sports Heavyweights



Ron Gonder's recent commentary on WMT-radio in Cedar Rapids about the problems I had with former Iowa football coach Ray Nagel prompted R. H. of Des Moines into sharing some memories.

Here's his e-mail:

Ron,

"As someone who is under 40, but not naive about Iowa football, it was a treat to read Ron Gonder's story on how he got you into hot water with Ray Nagel. In college, I read the accounts of the Evy-Nagel feud and I hooked on the events surrounding the feud. From the black student-athletes boycotting, to Evy getting Gary Grouwinkel, Ted and Larry Lawrence, among a few to undermine Nagel, and the changing landscape of the country at that time in the late 60's and early 70's.

"The feud, in my eyes, was the most compelling saga in Iowa sports history. Then again, I trust guys like Marc Hansen, Buck Turnbull and you to correct me if I'm wrong!

"Ron Gonder and Frosty Mitchell were two major reasons why I started following Hawkeye athletics as a kid growing up in Eastern Iowa. Some of the credit also goes to Bob Hogue and Bill Bolster, when both of them at KWWL-TV, helped created the Iowa Television Network and put Hawkeye basketball and football on television. But it was WMT that made me a fan of Gonder and Mitchell, along with the late Gus Schrader, Carl Gonder, Dick Trotter with Pigskin Parade after the game, and the entire WMT team.

"I finally met Ron Gonder in 2005, at the Class 4-A boys basketball final between Bettendorf and Linn-Mar. His son Carl was being inducted into the Athletic Association's Hall of Fame. My aunt's brother, Mike Davis, who played for East Waterloo, was also being inducted. The Gonder family sat a few rows above my family in the balcony inside Vets Auditorium. It made my night to finally see and meet the guy who made 'You can pass in the songbooks on this one!' and 'the crowd is going bananas!!!' popular phrases on the eastern side of the state!

"It's fitting that Ron is a topic on your blog. Several days ago, on a certain sports radio station in town, a certain afternoon show host had a cow about Gonder being in the booth with Dolphin and Podolak during the fourth quarter of the Iowa-Illinois game. I'm not going to mention the guy's name on this blog, because I'm sure he reads this blog as well. But, he knows that I'm talking about him! That fella strongly felt that Gonder had no business being there, and for that matter, didn't think highly of him.

"I wanted to reach into the radio and throttle that guy. Anyone who is on the Kinnick Stadium Wall of Fame, either as a contributor, broadcaster, or writer, is a 'made man' in my book [to use the term from the Mafioso]. They can stop by the booth anytime when they are invited to come. I don't care if it's Jim Zabel, Bob Brooks, George Wine, or if the ghosts of Eric Wilson and Maury White pops in, they deserve the invite to drop in with Dolph and Eddie.

"I was never so furious and angry listening to that rip job of one of the living legends of Iowa sports broadcasting. But, I feel better after reading Gonder's story about Ray Nagel. Nagel must have hated Buck, Maury, you and Evy so much, I could imagine him running around the Iowa campus at 3 a.m., screaming his lungs out!

"Best,"


R.H.
Des Moines


[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: R. H. of Des Moines is a very accurate reporter and has his facts straight in this electronic account of Iowa sports and broadcast history. I'm glad he brought up the names from the past that he did because they take me back to a time when newspapers were a very important part of the communications scene, and there was talent galore in press boxes -- in both the sportswriters' and broadcasters' areas. I'm especially happy that R. H. mentioned Gus Schrader's name. Gus was the longtime sports editor/columnist of the Cedar Rapids Gazette who gave me my writing start when I was a 15-year-old student at Wilson High School in Cedar Rapids. Gus went to the big press box in the sky a number of years ago, but I still thank him for his patience and kindness. I am honored to be in the University of Iowa/Kinnick Stadium with Gus, as well as Ron Gonder, Brooksie, "Z" and the others. That's Bob Brooks pictured at the right and Frosty Mitchell at the left].

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GLORY DAYS OVER AT NEBRASKA

Longtime Cornhusker fan Alive In Clive, not his real name, says the NCAA "has taken the powerhouse football programs apart" in this e-mail:

Ron,

"Good piece on Nebraska...I don't think any of us are going to see the glory days of our favorite college football teams. Those days are gone, and the NCAA has taken the powerhouse programs apart. The BCS is already a mess this year. All we can hope for is a decent season for our boys.

"You can place Rick Neuhauser [or Neuheisel] on your coach list. Now here is a stellar coach if I ever saw one.

"Go, Valley, Here is a good football team winning.

"I remain,

Alive in Clive

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: I figure Nebraska is going to continue being in the same boat with the Iowas and the Purdues of the world. Those teams are going to have more 7-5 records than 10-2 records. It's a good thing Bob Devaney is now doing his coaching in the huge stadium upstairs because he wouldn't like what's going on at Nebraska these days. As for unbeaten and No. 1 ranked 4-A team Valley, I figure the Tigers should be underdogs in Friday's game against Ankeny in the UNI-Dome at Cedar Falls. But that doesn't mean Valley can't win. I continue to admire the job Gary Swenson is doing with the program there. The guy is amazing].

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HERE'S A HORRIFYING THOUGHT FOR YOU

I make the point in another area where I write about how amazing it is that collegiate football teams with so-so records -- like 6-4 and 5-5 -- are wondering which bowl games they'll be playing in.

I recall when an outstanding Iowa team had an 8-1 record in 1960 and played in no bowl.

That was Forest Evashevski's final Hawkeye squad. Its only loss was to Minnesota and it walloped Ohio Sate, 35-12, and Notre Dame, 28-0, in its final two games -- but stayed home for the holidays because of rules that then prohibited a team other than the Big Ten champion from going to bowls.

Just think, Iowa's 1968 and 1969 teams -- both of which went 5-5 -- would have gone to bowl games if today's regulations were in effect.

That might've meant Ray Nagel wouldn't have been fired after the 1970 season.

What a horrifying thought.

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SPEAKING OF BAD TEAMS

I mean, let's face it, your team [are you listening, Iowa State?] has to be pretty bad these days to NOT make it to a bowl.

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HOPELESS CASE

From Bud Appleby:

"It appears that the Register had two reporters in Iowa City on Sunday, one to cover the men's exhibition basketball game and the other to cover the women's exhibition basketball game.

"But they did not send anybody to cover the Drake men's exhibition game at the Knapp Center or the Iowa State women's exhibition game at Ames.

"Seems to me that if you are shorthanded, you would make better use of the people you have available."


[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: You're right, Bud. It's a hopeless case at that place. Wait'll the next round of layoffs in December. Things will get even worse. What I mean is, after the next layoffs, the paper might not send anyone to Carver-Hawkeye Arena, Hilton Coliseum or the Knapp Center, unless it's somebody named Washburn, who'll be trying to hang onto her job, or three or four reporters will be sent to Iowa City and none to Ames or the Knapp Center in Des Moines].

Sunday, November 09, 2008

I've Seen Plenty Of Big Games At Kinnick Stadium, But Iowa's 24-23 Victory Over Penn State Is Most Memorable Since No 1 vs. No. 2 Thriller In '85


Iowa City, Ia. -- Well, they got the old place rocking again.

Kinnick Stadium, I mean.

Just when people around the country were thinking Kirk Ferentz couldn't coach anymore and his offensive and defensive coordinators should be given one-way airplane tickets -- Ken O'Keefe to a Division III job in Montana and Norm Parker into retirement -- Iowa's football team rose up out of the ashes of a head-scratching 2008 season and spoiled Joe Paterno's party.

If you thought Paterno's hip hurt before yesterday's Penn State-Iowa football game, you should have seen him afterward.

It's a wonder the 81-year-old Grandfather Image Of College Football didn't order one of his assistants to take him to nearby University Hospitals on the Iowa campus so he could have immediate hip replacement surgery.

Paterno's hip, and probably his head, hurt all the way back to State College, Pa., after this one.

Iowa somehow found a way to hand Penn State its first loss of the season, 24-23, in the cold and the wind of a Saturday evening in November, and now suddenly Ferentz is worth the $3 million-a-season they pay him and O'Keefe and Parker can stick around for at least another week.

Yes, sir, Nile Kinnick would've been proud of this victory in the stadium [pictured above] they named after him.

Iowa radio announcer Gary Dolphin called Hawkeye fans who stormed the field prematurely "idiots" because Iowa wound up getting a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct because of it.

I probably agreed with Dolphin because I don't like it when people leave their seats and run onto a playing field in any sport. I think they should act like they've been there before. At least until the game ends.

Then, again, when you knock a team coached by Joe Paterno out of national championship contention on Daniel Murray's 31-yard field goal with 1 second remaining [pictured, courtesy of SI.com], I guess Dolphin and I should let fans be fans for 10 minutes.

After all, victory over a team that's ranked No. 2 or No. 3, depending on whose poll you're paying attention to, doesn't come that often.

Speaking of that, I was thinking after the game about the big games I've seen over the years in Kinnick Stadium, and trying to figure out where yesterday's game ranked.

As far as I'm concerned, the victory over Penn State was the biggest I've seen in a the old ballpark that's got a million memories since Hayden Fry's No. 1-ranked Hawkeyes got past Bo Schembechler's No. 2 Michigan team Oct. 19, 1985.

That '85 game was unforgettable. I mean, it would've been unforgettable even without the No. 1 and No. 2 rankings because I just like to see Iowa beat Michigan, even if it's the debate teams that are doing the scrapping.

There have been plenty of other historic games I've seen at Kinnick, of course. Off the top of my head, the 36-7 victory over Michigan State on Nov. 21, 1981 that sent Fry's team to the Rose Bowl.

There was more involved than that, of course.

It came at a period in Iowa football history when people were starting to wonder if Iowa even belonged in the Big Ten.

The Hawkeyes' 8-4 season ended a string of 19 consecutive non-winning seasons at the school.

Then there was the 12-10 victory Sept. 7, 1977 by Bob Commings' Iowa team over Iowa State in the renewal of a series that had been dormant since 1934.

There are plenty of others. Certainly the 10-7 victory over Nebraska in a rousing Sept. 12, 1981 season opener that set the stage for Fry's first Rose Bowl season, the Hawkeyes' 16-9 victory over Ohio State, Nov. 2, 1991 that came in a 10-1-1 season, and certainly the 6-0 victory Nov. 17, 1956 in a game that helped Rose Bowl-bound Iowa to a 9-1 season.

Enjoy this one, too, folks.

Stuff like this doesn't come that often anymore.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Ray Nagel Again, Ducky Lewis, Larry Eustachy & Others




Fred from Fredericksburg, not his real name, responds to Al Schallau's claim that former Iowa football coach Ray Nagel was the worst in Big Ten history:

"Al, you are being too tough on Nagel. He had it going pretty good, but the black boycott the following spring, and the lack of support from athletic director Forest Evashevski did him in. It's hard enough to win at Iowa -- but when your athletic director is sniping at you it's impossible."

Fred from Fredericksburg

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: My West Coast Correspondent also kicks in on the Schallau/Nagel matter. He says Al must have forgotten about Ducky Lewis [pictured at the right]. However, I think Schallau was referring to head coaches. Ducky Lewis, the master of profanity, was on Frank Lauterbur's staff at Iowa, and it's believed he wound up working on a loading dock in Toledo, Ohio, after being fired in Iowa City. By the way, thanks to My West Coast Correspondent for sending me the following column, in which former Iowa State basketball coach Larry Eustachy [pictured at the left] is mentioned].

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EUSTACHY MAKES THE LIST

David Mayo of the Grand Rapids Press writes, "There probably isn't anyone who doesn't question the hiring of Rich Rodriguez [pictured at the top] as Michigan's football coach by now, including university president Mary Sue Coleman [a former president at Iowa]."

Still, Mayo continues, Rodriguez's only real sin has been losing games -- lots of them -- which leaves him far short of making my top-10 list of strangest coaching hires in major college sports history:

10. Jackie Sherrill [a former Iowa State assistant football coach], after receving a $1 million termination payment from Texas A&M in an era when no one was making that kind of dough, had a bull transformed into a steer by castration at a Mississippi State practice.

RichRod merely transformed Justin Boren from a Wolverine into a Buckeye by cursing at practice.

9. Larry Eustachy couldn't stop partying with cheerleaders and other assorted teen-aged women and ended up fired from the Iowa State basketball job because of his mid-life proclivities.

RichRod married a former cheerleader instead, a much better decision.

8. Mike Price did something, with someone, after playing golf somewhere. There seems to have been alcohol involved and, perhaps, a woman other than Price's wife. Whatever happened, Price ended up ousted at Alabama before coaching his first football game there. But if anyone slips up in describing the gory details, Price will sue for libel, so we remain vague.

With RichRod, we know the gory details, because we see them every Saturday.

7. Jim Harrick got fired as UCLA's basketball coach for filing padded expense reports. So Rhode Island hired him and he was accused of sexual misconduct by a secretary. So Georgia hired him and a player received an "A" for a course he never attended, taught by Harrick's son, among other scholastic oddities.

RichRod certainly won't get this many botched opportunities. But he never won a national championship, either.

6. Jan van Breda Kolff recruited a basketball player to St. Bonaventure whose qualification for admission was a welding certificate, leading to a far-reaching investigation ending in the ouster of the coach, athletic director and university president.

RichRod has a roster full of players majoring in something called General Studies. But U-M actually knows about it, so I guess it's all right.

5. Notre Dame hired George O'Leary, but never checked his cooked resume before firing him over those fraudulent claims before he ever coached a game there.

RichRod never made fraudulent claims, though some at Michigan wish he had.

4. A wide variety of schools have fired basketball coaches, even suspended entire programs, after point-shaving scandals, from Tulane (Ned Fowler), to Arizona State (Bill Frieder), to the most recent charges that player Sammy Villegas shaved points at Toledo (Stan Joplin).

RichRod's sport never has had a known collegiate point-shaving scandal and, besides, the outright loss to 16 1/2-point underdog Toledo went well beyond any such subversive requirements.

3. Gary Barnett, missed by few at Northwestern despite his success there before leaving for Colorado, reacted to former walk-on kicker Katie Hnida's claim that she was raped by a Buffaloes teammate with the neanderthal disclosure about what a lousy kicker Hnida actually was, leading to the discovery of rampant recruiting excesses and Barnett's dismissal.

At least when RichRod says his team is playing like girls, he isn't talking about, you know, girls.

2. Steve Fisher, as an interim coach, put a national championship banner in Michigan's Crisler Arena. A few years later, he oversaw the biggest payola scandal in the college sports history, with several basketball players taking more than $600,000 in cash from a booster, resulting in two vacated Final Fours and program dismemberment.

RichRod coaches at a football school that doesn't even have a basketball practice facility, so who cares?

1. Dave Bliss was fired as Baylor basketball coach after he feared one of his players might have murdered another -- which, in fact, happened -- so he told the survivors not to talk about it, then tried to cover it up his interference in the investigation, in the single scummiest moment in college coaching history.

No punchline for that one. Just be happy your school never hired him.


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NO FAVORS FOR METRO D.M. FOOTBALL FANS

The Iowa High School Athletic Association did football fans from the Des Moines suburbs no favors by assigning Valley of West Des Moines and Ankeny to the 4:30 p.m. class 4-A semifinal round game next Friday at the UNI-Dome in Cedar Falls.

Cedar Falls and Washington of Cedar Rapids -- both from eastern Iowa -- play at 7:30 p.m. Indeed, Cedar Falls will be playing right at home.

A lot of people from around here are going to have to miss work on Friday afternoon if they're going to be at the game.

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NO FAVORS, PART II

Sportswriter Nancy Stockdale of the Des Moines Register also got no favors yesterday.

She wrote another Shawn Johnson story for both the online and print editions of the paper.

The online edition appeared yesterday, and right away someone -- taking advantage of today's Gannett-style, "modern" journalism -- added a nasty "reader comment" to what she wrote.

It read:

nokrapt wrote:

"Olympic gold winner Shawn Johnson unlikely to compete in 2009"

Register writer/copy editor Nancy Stockdale unlikely to write a story in 2009
11/7/2008 2:47:14 PM


It seemed to be something almost written in-house, or at least by someone with a definite knowledge of the difficult times newspapers are going through these days.

The Register has already has had some heavy rounds of buyouts and layoffs, and more cuts are planned for December.

Reporter, columnist and copy editor, beware.

The comment about Nancy Stockdale remained with her online story last night, but is gone now. Thank goodness.

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HANSEN SHOULD PLAN AN AUGUST VACATION

Colunist Marc Hansen is doing such a good job of blogging and writing columns about the emotion involved in the Rodney Heemstra trial that I hope his bosses at the Register don't get the bright idea to assign him to the State Fair blogging assignment next summer.

Now that Ken Fuson no longer works for the paper, a new State Fair blogger will be needed.

If it comes down to choosing between Hansen and Lee Rood, let's hope editor Carolyn Washburn picks Rood.

That is, if Washburn can keep her job through the next round of layoffs.

Friday, November 07, 2008

Al Schallau Calls Ray Nagel 'The Worst Football Coach In Big Ten History. His Defenses Were the Laughingstock Of the League'



I figured I'd get Al Schallau's attention by bringing up the names of Ray Nagel, the former University of Iowa football coach who was hired by then-athletic director Forest Evashevski prior to the 1966 season.

Here's what Schallau, a longtime Hawkeye fan who now lives in California, wrote in an e-mail:

Ron,

"I enjoyed reading the Ron Gonder-Ron Maly-Ray Nagel Saga of 1970. But I thought you were much too kind to Ray Nagel.

"In my mind, Ray Nagel occupies the position of the absolute worst football coach in Big Ten history. His defenses were the laughingstock of the Big Ten.

"I admit that Forest Evashevski is a good friend of mine. My criticism of Evy is that he ever hired Ray Nagel in the first place.

"Best,"


Al Schallau

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Newcomers to Hawkeye football -- which means anyone 40 years of age and younger -- might have been surprised by some of the things that took place in the dark days of the program. It is still with plenty of disbelief that I recall the 19 consecutive non-winning seasons at Iowa that cost Jerry Burns, Nagel, Frank Lauterbur and Bob Commings their jobs. Frankly, Iowa City was known as a coaching graveyard during that period. Not until Hayden Fry's 1981 team went 8-4 and played in the Rose Bowl did it become evident that it was possible for Iowa to win. Nagel obviously wasn't the right guy for the Hawkeye job, but he also had plenty of company].

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I'll bet the Iowa Thunder, the new women's football team in town, has no trouble playing good defense. The Thunder ladies look pretty tough to me, judging by the picture [reproduced at the right] that was in today's Register. The rumor is they want to get on Iowa State's schedule.

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I'm still waiting for that SURGE OF OPTIMISM in this country that the paper wrote a big headline about yesterday. Who the hell is writing the headlines down there these days?

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Speaking of the paper, I was at a school event last night and ran into a talented guy who works in the newsroom.

"It's not a good place to be right now," he told me. "A lot of people have already lost their jobs, and there's going to be another 10 percent cut next month. Nobody is happy."


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Oh, well. As long as they keep having those online "chats" with people, I'm sure more advertisers will be attracted to the paper.

Sure.


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Some people still can't forget the famous Nov. 3, 1948 headline in the Chicago Tribune, even if those at the newspaper would like to forget it.

I'm referring to the ridiculous DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN headline.

For fun, take a look at the headline pictured at the left.

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Now that a doctor has said Lute Olson has had a stroke, is depressed and can't make decisions, I wonder what the status is of his relationship with his 47-year-old divorced female friend.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Ex-Hawkeye Quarterback Paul Burmeister Much Better In Front Of the TV Camera Than He Was On the Football Field



Wolf Blitzer was starting to wear on me bigtime.

I didn't want to suffer through any more of Blitzer on CNN last night, so I was getting overtime work from my TV remote.

By accident, a show called "College Football Now" on the NFL Network popped onto the screen.

After about 5 minutes of watching, I began to be impressed with the lead announcer.

It was none other than Paul Burmeister, who spent his collegiate career being a pretty ordinary quarterback at Iowa in 1992 and 1993.

I mean, in the Hawkeyes' 37-3 loss to California in the the inaugural Alamo Bowl in San Antonio, TX, Burmeister completed only six passes for 37 yards. In Iowa's 6-6 season, he threw for 2,152 yards.

It turns out Burmeister, who played his high school football at West High School in Iowa City and worked as a sports anchor at KWWL-TV in Waterloo for a short time after his collegiate days, does an absolutely professional job as the lead-man on the "College Football Now" program.

In my opinion, he's much better in front of the camera as a football announcer than he was as a player.

Burmeister [pictured at the right] showed that he's well aware of what's going on in the college game this season, and did a masterful job of switching from one announcer to another [such as former UCLA coach Terry Donohue, Charles Davis and Mike Mayock] while discussing various previous and upcoming games.

He talked a lot about Saturday's Iowa-Penn State game in Iowa City, concentrating on trying to get the other announcers to say the Hawkeyes have a chance to hand Joe Paterno's Nittany Lions their first loss of the season.

I don't think he succeeded in that.

Burmeister also hosts such shows as "Path to the Draft," "Inside Training Camp" and "Inside Minicamp" on the NFL Network, and I can see him going further up the TV ladder as it pertains to collegiate and professional football in the future.

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Take a look at today's Datebook.

I want to make sure you notice the photo that shows the overflow crowd that was in the "Torroco!" restaurant when the a photographer from the Register snapped a photo there.

I'm joking, of course.

There's not one person in the restaurant.

It was another in a series of stories titled, "Restaurants Nobody Goes To."

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The Register has columnist Marc Hansen blogging at the Rodney Heemstra civil trial. I know Hansen pretty well, and I'll bet he's enjoying that duty.

Sure.


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A numberof people in the journalism business jacked off over yesterday's elections to the point where they made photos and headlines [left] larger than at any time in the history of the printing press. I hope it helps them sell more papers. Nothing else is working.

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The paper here had a big front-page headline today that said: SURGE OF OPTIMISM

Well, let's see.

Stocks fell 486 points yesterday and 443 today.

It was the worst two-day drop since 1987.

That's optimism?

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Then there was this on twitter:

DMRegister MomsLikeMe.com is looking for photos of kids who are scared of Santa

I can't wait to read that one.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Wow, Has It Been That Long Ago? After 38 Years, My Friend Ron Gonder Brings the Famous Ron Maly-Ray Nagel Saga Back To Life



Ron Gonder and I have been longtime friends, both in and out of the stadium and the arena.

I first met Gonder [the tall guy next to me in the photo at the right] when he was a play-by-play sports announcer at KRNT-radio in Des Moines. I later covered many games with him when I worked at the Des Moines Register and he was the sports director at WMT-radio and KGAN-TV in Cedar Rapids.

It's not often that a sportswriter and a broadcaster get to shoot baskets in the arena belonging to a major-college basketball team, but Gonder and I even managed to engage in that activity.

On a day when he and I would cover one of Maury John's Drake basketball teams in a game at Wichita State, Gonder and I shot baskets in the old Wichita Roundhouse.

I think I held my own against him in shooting, but I'm glad we didn't get into a rebounding battle.

Gonder is about 7 feet tall -- well, maybe a few inches shorter than that -- and would have beaten me badly on the boards.

That was pretty tame stuff compared to other times when we covered the same game.

One of those occasions was in 1970, which Gonder documented in one of his recent commentaries on WMT-radio.

He and I are both charter members of the University of Iowa's Kinnick Stadium/Media Wall of Fame.

In retirement, I do this stuff on the Internet, and Gonder gives listeners the great material he includes in his commentaries.

Here's his latest:

Former Des Moines Register sportswriter Ron Maly and I have been friends for over 40 years.

But I got my old friend in trouble one time.

It was the last game of the 1970 Hawkeye football season with Ray Nagel as coach. Nagel had break-even seasons in both 1968 and 1969, but 1970 wasn’t going well.

Heading into the final game against Illinois at Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City Nagel’s team was 2 wins, 6 losses and a tie. There was speculation that Nagel was going to resign or get fired.

While recording my pregame program with Nagel that morning, I asked him if he was going to have anything to say after the game about his future at Iowa.

He blanched a little and testily said he had no intention of making any statement along that line.

After concluding the recording I said to him, “You know somebody’s going to ask you the question about resigning at your postgame gathering.”

Nagel flared again and fired back, “Who’s going to ask that question.” Without thinking I said, “Well, for one you can count on Ron Maly asking that question.”

Nagel said, “Well, he better not”, and we parted. As I headed for the booth to do the play-by-play of that Illinois game that 1970 season I was wishing I hadn’t mentioned Maly’s name.

I knew Maly to be a fearless and aggressive reporter. He always asked the tough questions and was unafraid to write criticism in his stories. Even though I wished I hadn’t used his name I was certain he’d ask Nagel after the game if he were going to resign.

In those days the coach met with the newspaper media outside the locker room after the game and there were no radio or TV reporters or microphones in attendance. Quite different from today.

At any rate. I decided to make an unprecedented appearance with my microphone at Nagel’s gathering thinking I needed the story if Nagel commented about resigning.

Iowa won the game and I hustled down to the Iowa locker room after the broadcast. As Nagel talked to the newspaper reporters mine was the only microphone held out in front of him.

Nagel didn’t seem to notice and I’ll have to say I was trying not to be obvious with it. As the questions about the game wound down, Maly, as I’d predicted, asked the question of Nagel about resigning.

Thanks to me. Nagel had several hours to consider the question and his answer and he’d apparently stewed about it and gotten angry because he immediately lashed out in high anger at Maly, saying first, “Maly you’re sick.

Then he proceeded to yell at Ron as he chastised him and his reporting. Maly never flinched. He just kept writing everything in his notebook Nagel was saying. In all my years of covering sports before and after that incident I never heard a coach dress down a member of the media like that.

Now I had to tell my friend that it was me who had planted the seed for his skinning. Maly didn’t mind at all. He told me I’d given him a good story and he quoted everything Nagel said to him in his story the next day.

I had a unique story myself to use on the WMT air since I was the only radio guy there. Ten days later Nagel did resign at the 1970 season ending team banquet……..and took no questions afterward.

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[MORE FROM RON MALY: Ray Nagel was one of five Hawkeye coaches during a dark period in University of Iowa football history. Iowa suffered through 19 consecutive seasons of non-winning football from 1962-1980. It's almost impossible to think something like that could happen in Iowa City now, but I not only lived through it but also covered many of the games Jerry Burns, Nagel, Frank Lauterbur, Bob Commings and Hayden Fry coached. Nagel was the victim of several major problems when he had a 16-32-2 record at Iowa from 1966-1970. First of all, he took over a sadsack program that saw Burns get fired after his 1965 team finished with a 1-9 record. Legend has it that shortly after Nagel accepted the job, he was talking to his players. He noticed one of the Hawkeyes was asleep. "Hey!" he shouted to the player. "Where are most football games lost?" Nagel asked. The coach supposedly thought the answer was "in the line." But the player said, "Right here at Iowa, coach." That sounds like a good banquet joke, kind of like when Commings [Iowa's coach from 1974-1978] was asked about the highlights film of one of his seasons, and he reached into one of the drawers in his desk and pulled out one Polaroid photograph. In his years at Iowa, Nagel never thought he was getting the full cooperation necessary from the guy who hired him, athletic director and former Iowa football coach Forest Evashevski. Nagel was the coach at the time 16 of the 20 black players on the roster boycotted spring practice in 1969. Nagel's best records were 5-5 in both 1968 and 1969. I even got boycotted by some of the people involved in all the things that were going on. I got caught in the middle of what became known as the Nagel/Evashevski Feud. Nagel was outspoken in his criticism of how he thought his boss was sabatoging the Hawkeye program. When rumors began circulating that Nagel would likely be fired in his final season, I was invited to have lunch with Bud Suter, then a high-powered member of the athletic department and a good friend of Evashevski. "I think the old man wants to come back," Suter told me. The "old man" was Evashevski, who was the best football coach Iowa ever had when he had the job from 1952-1960. Indeed, Iowa hasn't won a Rose Bowl game since Evashevski's 1956 and 1958 teams both did it. I was at the center of Nagel's final emotional week as Iowa's coach. In those days, Iowa's weekly press conferences with the coach were held at the University Athletic Club in Coralville on Tuesdays. With rumors running rampant that Nagel would be fired after the final game, I asked Nagel if I could visit with him for a minute in a room away from the other reporters present for the lunch. That was before the press conference began. I asked him if he planned to resign after the final game. Nagel declined to give me a solid answer, but stormed into the lunchroom and said to everyone else, "Do you know what this guy just asked me? He wanted to know if I plan to resign as coach!" It was obvious Nagel was attempting to get sympathy and support from Gus Schrader, the sports editor/columnist at the Cedar Rapids Gazette, and others in the room. That episode was why the subject of Nagel's job situation came up at Nagel's press conference following the last game. These days, both a sportswriter and a columnist would be covering a situation like that, but I often had to handle the jobs of both when I was covering Hawkeye football. I not only had to get into a verbal confrontation with Nagel during the week and after the game, but I also had to write the story about my problems with Nagel for the Sunday paper. Columnist Maury White, I imagine, was far from Iowa City, no doubt covering the Ohio State-Michigan game as usual. As the song says, those were the days, my friends. By the way, in the photo at the left, that's Nagel with an Iowa player at one of his practices. In the photo at the right of Gonder and I, we're standing in front of the Wall of Fame in the Kinnick Stadium press box].

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Register Catches Hell: George Wine, a Reader for 70 Years, Is Critical Of Paper's Deadlines; Scott Pierce Unhappy With Conclusions About Gene Chizik



George Wine of Coralville [pictured at the right] takes issue with Carolyn Washburn, editor of the Des Moines Register, over the newspaper's ridiculous deadlines.

Because the Register goes to go press so early, Wine and others in eastern Iowa -- as well as readers in other parts of the state -- won't be able to have today's election results in their Wednesday editions.

Here's a copy of Wine's letter to Washburn:

To Register Editor Carolyn Washburn

"In reading your Sunday column, I note that you will save four copies of your Wednesday Register, which will banner our newly elected president.

"How lucky you are. Over here in Coralville, 100 miles to the east, we won't get that news from the Register until Thursday. That's because our edition goes to press about the time the polls close.

"Fifty years ago, before Interstate highways and computers, we were delivered a timely edition of the Register. Today, with better roads and technology, our edition's news is often stale. I find that puzzling.

"If I were the editor and vice-president of the Register, I would tell my bosses at Gannett to either deliver a more timely edition of the Register around the state, or take the line off the front page that says 'The newspaper Iowa depends upon.' You are not doing a service to your readers with your current deadlines.

"A Register reader for 70 years . . ."


George Wine
245 Holiday Road
Coralville IA 52241


[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: Wine spent 25 years as the University of Iowa's sports information director and, like me, is a charter member of the media Wall of Fame in the Kinnick Stadium press box. Although he's been retired for a number of years, Wine knows his way around newspapers, and is on a first-name basis with a number of editors, columnists and writers around the state. He also co-authored a best-selling book with former Hawkeye football coach Hayden Fry. Wine is a frequent critic of the Register, and the newspaper deserves the heat. In recent years, it has lost thousands of subscribers because of (a) a much poorer product than it turned out in the 20th century, (b) layoffs and budget cutbacks that have caused the newspaper to lose its influence nationally and in our state, and (c) the lousy deadlines Wine writes about. Frankly, it's my feeling that the parent Gannett Co. doesn't want the Register to put a better product into Iowa City because Gannett also owns the Iowa City Press-Citizen.]

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SCOTT PIERCE NOT IMPRESSED WITH STORY ON GENE CHIZIK

Scott Pierce [pictured at the left], the play-by-play radio announcer for Drake's football and women's basketball teams, isn't enchanted with a sports story he read yesterday in the online version of the Register.

Here's his e-mail to me:

"I go online to read the Register [I do that because I'm tired of wasting 75 cents], and see this headline:

Cyclone football:

ISU faithful
say they'll
give Chizik
some time


"Curious........It quotes 3 fans and one football player's parent. I said 3 fans and one parent. Even Zogby takes a better sampling before drawing conclusions."

Scott Pierce

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: I guess what you're saying, Scott, is that you don't think that was exactly a scientific poll of how people feel about Chizik, a guy who has a 5-16 record at Iowa State after last week's 59-17 loss at Oklahoma State. Hang in there. Things could get worse, and no doubt will.]

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PASS THE LIPITOR

I got Alive In Clive, not his real name, riled up with my column about being told how to dress by the assistant manager of the Regions Bank in West Des Moines.

Here's his e-mail:

"Ron, Nice going, scare the hell out of the bank people. I understand that they will not allow shirts advertising beer.

"Not much to say about the Iowa-Illinois football game...The guy and his sandwich was last seen taking Lipitor intravenously. Who would pay to buy that mess? The sports broadcasting talent seems to spiraling down. Where is, 'I Love It! I Love It!
I Love It!' or 'Man, woman and child' [Lyle Bremser of Nebraska] when we need
them? More hot babes, please.

"I remain,"


Alive in Clive
Not My Real Name

[RON MALY'S COMMENTS: In referring to Lipitor, the medication used to combat artery-hardening plaque in people, Alive In Clive ties it into the obnoxious high-fat sandwich an ABC-TV sideline reporter kept trying to eat throughout the slow-moving first half of Illinois' 27-24 victory over Iowa. Then the numb-nuts guy asked Illinois coach Ron Zook after the game what he thought the turning point was. A third-grade kid knew that. The turning point was when Illinois' Matt Eller kicked a 46-yard field goal with 24 seconds remaining that won the game. No mystery about that. As I wrote after the game, it was a totally bush league production by a network that's supposed to know something about college football].

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I DON'T WANT THE JOB, BUT....

I understand I have already gotten at least one write-in vote in the presidential election.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Sorry, Wrong Number



I got three telephone calls of a political nature yesterday within the space of about 50 minutes.

All three callers were supporters of presidential candidate Barack Obama, and they wanted to get a commitment from me that I'd vote for the Democrat.

One caller identified himself as Rick Engel, who said he knocked on my front door earlier last week.

"You weren't home, so I decided to call," Engel said. "By the way, are you the sportswriter?"

"Sorry I wasn't home and, yes, I'm the sportswriter," I said.

It turned out Engel, now a Des Moines attorney, lettered on the last two Iowa State basketball teams coached by Glen Anderson and on Maury John's first Cyclone squad nearly 40 years ago.

"I covered the first game you played in during the Maury John era," I told Engel. "That was the night Hilton Coliseum opened."

"You have a better memory than I have," Engel said.

"I also think you lost an early-season game to Minnesota," I said.

"I do remember that game," Engel answered.

I went to the Iowa State basketball record book to see if I was correct.

Yes, the Cyclones drilled Arizona, 71-54, Dec. 2, 1971 in John's Iowa State coaching debut. Minnesota beat the Cyclones, 72-58, two nights later.

Engel, a 6-4, 190-pounder from Ames, averaged 6.6 points and 2.2 rebounds as a senior for a Cyclone team that had a 12-14 overall record and was 5-9 [sixth place] in the old Big Eight Conference.

Engel's best season as a Cyclone was when he averaged 11.4 points and 5.6 rebounds for Anderson's 5-21 team in 1970-71.

Athletic director Clay Stapleton didn't want Anderson to be the coach when Iowa State opening Hilton Coliseum, so he hired John, who took his final three Drake teams to the NCAA tournament.

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After getting so many calls yesterday -- and expecting more today -- about who people want me to vote for, I'm about ready to tell them, "You know what? I was going to vote for your guy, but now because you keep bothering me, I'm going to vote for the other guy."

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I've already written that if Iowa finishes its regular-season football schedule with a 6-6 record, the dreaded Motor City Bowl in Detroit on Dec. 26 could be on the horizon.

A much more attractive place for a so-so team to be during the holidays would, of course, be the Insight Bowl at Tempe, Ariz., on New Year's Eve.

If I were a Hawkeye player, the motivation of playing in Arizona instead of Detroit would be enough to beat Penn State or Minnesota.

Obviously, I'm already counting on the Purdue game being an Iowa victory.

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The Des Moines Register on Mondays has gotten so skimpy that a reader can get through it in about 7 minutes. And that's not just because Workbytes is gone forever.

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Speaking of the Monday paper -- the Des Moines paper, that is, I was thinking about how times have changed.

It wasn't long ago that the front cover of the Monday sports section was devoted to the NFL.

At least early in the season, the sports editor would send a reporter or columnist to a game involving the Bears, Vikings, Packers, Rams or Chiefs.

I hate to keep bringing up the old days, but that's how it was a few decades ago.

You'd cover a Saturday college game, then go to Green Bay, Chicago, Kansas City or one of the other nearby places to watch an NFL game Sunday.

Like when Iowa played Saturday at Illinois.

The reporter or columnist [or both] would [again, in the old days] leave Champaign and head to Chicago.

The ideal thing to have done this past weekend was to cover Iowa's 27-24 loss at Illinois, drive to St. Louis after the game Saturday night, then write about former Iowa Barnstormer quarterback Kurt Warner in his game for Arizona yesterday against the St. Louis Rams.

All Warner did was pass for 343 yards and two touchdowns in Arizona's 34-13 victory.

Indeed, I recall when the Register sent Nancy Clark, then a sports columnist, to Baltimore to cover Kyle Orton's first game as a Bears starter several years ago.

Now because of layoffs, travel budget cuts and poor decision-making, Nancy is no longer a columnnist [she's a sports copy editor], her last name is no longer Clark [she has married and she's now Nancy Stockdale] and the paper hasn't covered an NFL game all season.

With more layoffs coming in December at the Register, don't look for improvement anytime soon.

Things may get worse, if that's possible.

At least Mike Hlas of the Cedar Rapids Gazette went to St. Louis and wrote another of his outstanding columns afterward:

http://gazetteonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081102/SPORTS/711029924/1008/SPORTS

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Another sign of the budget crunch: I don't think the Cedar Rapids Gazette sent a reporter to Stillwater, Okla., for Saturday's Iowa State-Oklahoma State game.

The paper used an Associated Press story on the game in its online coverage.

It wasn't long ago that the Gazette always sent a reporter -- Al Hall, Jim Ecker and Marc Morehouse among them -- to Cyclone games on the road. Now a freelance writer from Ames covers Iowa State for the paper.


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Iowa State fans are -- again -- finding out how difficult the Iowa State football coaching job is.

Indeed, other than maybe Kansas State, it's the toughest job in the Big 12 Conference.

Yet, when Gene Chizik came to Ames, a lot of people thought the Cyclones' program had turned the corner.

That was because of all the hard work Dan McCarney had poured into the job.

All it got him was a pink slip.

Chizik came to town, and when he was introduced to fans Iowa State officials had him walking through smoke [photo at the right].

It turned out it was mostly mirrors.


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Update....

At 10:52 a.m. today, I got another phone call from a guy asking me if I'd vote for Obama.

"I'm glad you called," I told the guy. "You're the sixth person to call me and tell me to vote for Obama. Because you people keep bothering me, I've decided to vote for McCain."


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It's 8:15 p.m. and Michelle Obama just called.

I think it was a recording, but I'm fairly certain I know what she called about.

It wasn't to urge me to vote for McCain.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Texas Tech's 39-33 Upset Of No. 1 Texas With :01 To Play Craziest I've Seen--At Least Since the Tate-To-Holloway Bowl Dazzler In 2005




Today was another wacky collegiate football day around the nation.

In a few cases, I mean real wacky.

Here are my thoughts on some of the games -- most of them from my twitter site, some updated by the minute -- and it might be best to read 'em from bottom to top.

Oops! Let me edit that previous post. I can't forget the 65-yard Drew Tate-to-Warren Holloway touchdown pass play [pictured at the right] that gave Iowa a victory in the 2005 Capital One Bowl

Hey, have you seen a wilder finish [pictured at the top of this column] than the one Texas Tech and No. 1 Texas had late tonight? I can't remember one like it. Tech wins 39-33 with one second left

And, of course, if Iowa happens to lose to Purdue, too, it won't be going anywhere -- except home for Christmas and New Year's Day. No bowl, not even the sadsack Motor City, wants a 5-7 team.

Nothing like spending the day after Christmas in Detroit, right? Detroit folks will be hoping the Iowans can maybe find Jimmy Hoffa's body

But you can be sure the Motor City Bowl will be sniffing around the Hawkeyes if it looks like they're going 6-6. By the way, the Motor City will be played at 6:30 p.m. [Iowa time] Dec. 26 at Ford Field in Detroit [pictured on the right side of this page].

That means Iowa will be struggling to get to a postseason game -- trying hard to stay out of the dreaded Motor City Bowl in Detroit. But, even at 6-6 last season, the Hawkeyes weren't chosen for a bowl

I figure the Hawkeyes will lose to Penn State and Minnesota, and beat Purdue. If they get blown out Nov. 22 by the Gophers in the last collegiate game in the Metrodome in Minneapolis, their resume is not going to look good

To me, it's starting to look like Iowa will finish the regular season with a 6-6 record, Iowa State 2-10. Sad, but realistic

Iowa loses yet another close one 27-24. And forget that moral victory for Chizik. The Cyclones are pummelled by Oklahoma State, 59-17

Not a good day to be a Gophers fan either. Minnesota [7-2] loses at home to Northwestern 24-17. Cinderella takes a mugging in the Metrodome

"I'm going to keep going back to work. What do you want me to say?" first-year coach Rodriguez tells reporters after the game. Snotty, huh?

Good for Joe Tiller, who retires at Purdue after this season. He's got a bad team, but at least he sticks it to Michigan in his final year

That means Michigan is 2-7 under Rich Rodriguez is and assured of its first losing season since Bump Elliott was the coach in 1967. Elliott went from Michigan to become Iowa's athletic director

In game that makes everybody in the Big Ten Conference happy except those in Ann Arbor, Mich., Purdue whipped Michigan 48-42 today

He's certainly no Emeril, but at least we'll be rid of him on the college football telecasts. Let him eat that crap somewhere else

On second thought, I think they should assign that jackoff doing the sideline commentary on the Iowa-Illinois game to the Food Network

Walden finished 0-10-1, and he was told by athletic director Gene Smith he was through before the 1994 season ended. Good riddance to a horrible coach

Don't laugh. In Jim Walden's last year at ISU -- in a game I covered from the press box in Stillwater, Okla. -- his team tied Okie State 31-31 and his players sang the school song, as though they won

Okie State is leading the 31-point underdog Cyclones 28-10 late in the first half. That may be enough for Chizik to call it a moral victory

Adding to the insult of viewers is the fact that both teams played a lousy first half. Ho-hum, Illinois is ahead 10-6

The sideline reporter should be fired, and so should the ABC sports director who assigned him to the game

He should've been asking why Iowa's Shonn Greene wasn't playing [hurt or what?] Instead, he was wiping food off his face

The clown of a guy who is the sideline reporter spent most of the first half laughing and eating a 10-pound sandwich

The Iowa-Illinois football game on ABC-TV is one of the most bush-league telecasts of this or any other season by a major network


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Photos courtesy of Google and the Lubbock Avalanche Journal

'Do We Have a New President Yet?' I Asked When I Woke Up From My Nap. Unfortunately, I'm Still a Few Days Early




I fully realize this is Nov. 1, not April 1.

I know it's not April Fool's Day for some people.

Just for those who haven't yet voted in the presidential election.

I'm pretending I just woke up from a year-long nap.

The first thing I said was, "Do we have a new president yet?"

"No. Like Yogi says, it ain't over 'til it's over!" said the 13 other members of my family, all at the same time.

"You mean Nurse Ratched is still running the debates?" I asked.

"No, they've decided to keep Carolyn Washburn locked in her office, or the cloak room, these days," one of my grandsons said. "She gets out for only 3 minutes at a time, either once every 4 hours or whenever her water pill kicks in -- whichever comes first.

"Laura Hollingsworth is the voice of the Des Moines Register now."

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Well, it all ends Tuesday for us, guys.

Maybe, maybe not.

Tuesday, or the day after, could be just the beginning.

Of what I'm not sure.

I'm crossing my fingers, as well as anything else I can cross.

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Speaking of Laura Hollingsworth, I see she represented the paper the other night at the National Press Club discussion they held at Drake University.

I'm already on record as saying that meeting lost all of its credibility when Mike Gartner was invited to be on the panel, but that's a column for another day. Gartner is an easy target, seven days a week.

As I already mentioned, I think the people at the paper are trying to keep Washburn a secret.

At least until they can afford to buy her a one-way ticket back to Boise.

If they let her show up at the conference at Drake that was set up to explore the future of journalism [if, indeed, there is any future], I didn't hear that they let her talk.

By the way, that's the real Nurse Ratched from the outstanding movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" pictured at the right.

Hollingsworth did the talking for the Register at the journalism deal, and actually seemed to make some sense.

“The business model is clearly broken,” I see on the websites that are reviewing what was said at the meeting...."The vision for the Register as a regional information center is knowing the household, knowing the players in it, and layering products and services that are both digital and print....I am protecting with my life all I can right now the number and the depth of investigative reporting that the Des Moines Register is built upon and is our mission and value...."

Now, obviously, I'm not entirely certain if Hollingsworth actually wrote that stuff, or if Charlie Edwards or somebody else wrote it for her.

Charlie used to be the big boss at the paper before Gannett ran him off. Now he's running a couple of departments at Drake.

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All I know is, the Register lets Washburn talk only when Gannett decides to lay off a dozen more newsroom employees at the place.

She's good at that kind of stuff.

By the way, in the New York Times picture at the top of this column, that's -- left to right -- Hollingsworth, Washburn and editorial page editor Carol Hunter.

They're what's loosely referred to as the Register's editorial board.

It's easy to see why Hollingsworth, the publisher, is the face of the paper.

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I mean, Washburn was ripped a new asshole by writers and columnists from border to border when she moderated the presidential debates late last year.

You can count on it that she'll be history the next time there's a debate in our state.

The night janitor at the paper has a better chance of running the next debate than Washburn.

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Meanwhile, I'm going back to sleep.

Wake me up when the election is over.