

A guy learns something new every day. I mean, I didn't know being the athletic director at Northern Iowa was a good job. Rick Hartzell, who likes to wear striped shirts, never acted like it was. It's a shocker to me that 41-year-old Troy Dannen, executive director of the Iowa Girls High School Athletic Union since 2002, is interested in being the Panthers' next AD. The university lists him as one of five finalists for the job. And here I thought Dannen already had one of the biggest sports jobs in the state of Iowa. To be in charge of an office that oversees all girls' high school sports in this state sounds like a pretty big responsibility to me. Obviously, UNI's search committee didn't put Dannen among its list of finalists just because it liked the sound of his name. Dannen had to show interest in the job, and had to send the committee his credentials. Dannen must know some things about the UNI job that I didn't. Frankly, I've never regarded the UNI athletic director job as a very good one. To me, UNI has always seemed like a place with a chip on its shoulder. The Panthers play their games in the shadow of the University of Iowa, and they're always fighting for respect and for fans. A big decision was whether to play Drake or South Dakota State in football. UNI schedules its home football games at 4 p.m. or later on Saturdays so they won't conflict with Iowa's. Fans in Cedar Falls/Waterloo are Iowa fans first, UNI fans second. Maybe. Iowa State might figure in there a little, too. I've always ranked the UNI job behind the AD jobs at Iowa, Iowa State and maybe even Drake. I always thought the guy who had the UNI job would be looking to move to a place like Bowling Green or Tennessee Tech in two years. Or, as in the case of Rick Hartzell, look for more basketball games to officiate. Rick Hartzell, the athletic director didn't like who his immediate superior was. Rick Hartzell was the clown who quit at mid-year because he wanted to report to the school president, but he got his marching orders from a vice-president instead. If you ask me, Hartzell should have been glad he even had a job at UNI. He spent most of the winter officiating major-college basketball games around the country. Even on nights when UNI had games in Cedar Falls, Hartzell was wearing his striped shirt at Purdue or Northwestern. I'd still like someone to explain that to me. I assume Dannen doesn't plan to moonlight as a basketball referee, but these days you never know. For all I know, maybe UNI considers it a plus when a candidate for the AD job can ref Big Ten games so he can supplement his income. Since nobody else seems to have any questions about all of this, I do: Is Dannen unhappy at the Girls Union? Is the UNI search a lock for Dannen, a UNI graduate? I mean, is he the guy the Panthers are choosing, and are the other four finalists just window dressing? What credibility will Dannen have among school administrators if he doesn't get the UNI job? How's this going to play in Ar-We-Va and Iowa Valley? Are they going to wonder if he's applying for athletic director jobs around the nation every time he sees an ad in the classifieds? And if Dannen should realize he's not getting the UNI job, will he suddenly come out from under the table, make himself available to reporters and say, "I appreciate UNI's interest in me. I am honored by my alma mater. But I am taking my name out of consideration for the job so I can concentrate on my duties with the Iowa Girls High School Athletic Union." What does Wayne Cooley think about all this crap?....Don't give me that stuff about a team being entitled to a bad century. I'm already uneasy about the Chicago Cubs. After watching the Chicagos get hammered by Milwaukee, 10-7, last night on the tube, I already feel they're the third-best team in the National League Central behind the Brewers and St. Louis. Neither their pitching nor their hitting can match Milwaukee's. St. Louis is winning because of Tony LaRussa. I don't like the guy and I don't like his sunglasses [especially in the dugout during night games], but he has a way of getting his players to perform better than the other team's players. For him to be winning with that bunch of stumblebums he's got in St. Louis this season already makes him my manager of the year. The Chicagos' best story is Kosuke Fukudome, their first-year player from Japan. He's on the cover of Sports Illustrated this week, which immeidately means he'll go into an 0-for-33 tailspin at the plate. Fukudome brings something to the table that is foreign to players from this country [especially those who play for the Chicagos] -- patience at the plate, the ability to hit the ball to all fields, the ability to run and the ability to catch -- all in the same game. Sports Illustrated points out that the Cubs really didn't tell him they hadn't won a World Series in 100 years when they signed him: "Four months later, sitting in the coffee shop of a downtown Chicago hotel, Fukudome came clean. 'I had no idea it had been 100 years,' he said through his interpreter, Matt Hidaka. "The fact that Fukudome stuck around is making this 100th-anniversary season a whole lot easier to stomach. Instead of picking at old scabs, the Cubs are celebrating a new player who does not know Bartman from Bart Simpson. Fukudome has been a Cub for only a month, but he already gets the loudest pregame ovations at Wrigley Field. Every time he walks to home plate, the organist plays a catchy melody that inspires chants of 'FOO-koo-DOUGH-may.' Vendors say his jersey is their best seller, by approximately two to one. He has also spawned a cottage industry outside the ballpark, where you can buy bandanas with Fukudome's name spelled in Japanese characters or T-shirts with shout-outs such as FUKUDOME IS MY HOMIE. [The Cubs, though, did have to pull one unlicensed T-shirt from the outdoor marketplace because it featured their bear logo with slanted eyes and Harry Caray glasses, over the words HORRY KOW.]" All I know is, the Cubs better get five or six more guys from Japan before the Fourth of July or they'll be out of the race....It was good to see that the paper finally announced Nancy Stockdale as its Olympics reporter. Evidently Bryce Miller's duties in Beijing with Gannett News Service haven't yet been spelled out. It could be that Gannett is uncertain whether "Bulldog Buzz" will play in Tuscaloosa. "Don't forget 'Postcards from Beijing,'" a guy from my lunch group said to me. I've been trying to.

















































