

When I woke up this morning, the electricity was off in my home. No problem. I couldn't make any coffee, but who needs coffee after what I read yesterday in the paper? I mean, I didn't need a caffeine overdose to alter any of the excitement I was feeling about how the skywalk system in downtown Des Moines [pictured at the left] would enhance the city's chances of getting NCAA regional basketball tournaments in the future. But before I get to that, let me say a thing or two about this year's men's tournament, which has now reached the Final Four stage. Memphis and UCLA. North Carolina and Kansas. No. 1-seeded teams, all of them. Wow, what a magical show they'll put on next weekend at San Antonio. No Drake, no Davidson, no George Mason. And that's too bad. Just bigtime basketball schools with bigtime players. A year from now, some of those same players will be multi-millionaires plying their trade in the NBA, a league that puts me to sleep. By the way, I'm picking Memphis to beat UCLA and North Carolina to beat Kansas on Saturday, and Memphis to win the national championship game over North Carolina a week from tonight. Count on it.
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LIFE WITHOUT ERIN ANDREWS
Nobody talks about it, but the NCAA touurnament telecasts on CBS survive without sideline reporters such as Erin Andrews [pictured at the right], Holly Rowe, Stacey Dales and Doris Burke. There couldn't be an ESPN telecast during the regular season without people talking about Andrews' chest and other body parts, and Rowe's dumbness. I still remember Rowe interviewing former Kansas City Royals baseball player George Brett during a regular-season Kansas basketball game. She admitted she was so jittery that she told viewers, "I'm nervous because George Brett is one of my all-time favorite players." Now, that's real journalism. I don't know how CBS has survived all season without such riveting TV.
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TOO MANY BUD LIGHTS AND NOT ENOUGH SENSE
Now back to my segment about the skywalks in Des Moines, and how they play such a large role in the city's NCAA basketball tournament future. I don't go downtown much anymore, so maybe I've been missing something. I'm wondering if maybe the old Office Lounge has reopened across the alley from the newspaper. The reason I say that is because it seems a few of the boys from the newsroom have been popping a few extra cold ones during the old 11 a.m.-to-2 p.m. lunch break. Otherwise, why would they be writing that the recent women's NCAA basketball tournament at Wells Fargo Arena was a smash hit and that chances are good that a men's regional tournament could be held in the 16,110-seat building in the future? Actually, I wrote about that the other day in a segment titled, "Well, So Much for That: I see Wells Fargo Arena was about half-full for the Iowa State-Rutgers game. The attendance was called 8,379 in the 16,110-seat building. That's not good enough, my friends. They could almost have played the thing at the Knapp Center. It's sure a good thing Iowa State was assigned to the tournament. Had the Cyclones not made it, the only people in the place would've been the popcorn vendors and janitors." So, yesterday, the paper was jacking off over what a great thing the women's tournament was for Des Moines, and how people are frothing at the mouth over the thought of having a men's first- and second-round tournament at Wells Fargo Arena. For the life of me, I can't figure out why that white elephant of a building would appeal to the NCAA men's tournament. And don't give me that crap about the Des Moines skywalks being an attraction. That's like saying the freight trains that run through Omaha are why that city was picked for a men's tournament this year. There hasn't been a capacity crowd at Wells Fargo Arena for any kind of basketball game yet. Drake played the very first men's regular-season game there, and doesn't want to go back. Iowa State's men played twice there, drew poor crowds and doesn't want to return. So why would the NCAA men's tournament want to set up shop there? Beats me. Actually, I think trying to arrange a love affair between Wells Fargo and the men's tournament is another try by the paper to peddle warm, fuzzy "good news" stories like the July bicycle trip, the Saturday downtown farmers market, Jordan Creek Mall, the summer arts show, Court Avenue and downtown condominiums. Then there's what Missouri Valley Conference commissioner Doug Elgin said when asked about Des Moines and basketball tournaments. Conference commissioners are in the business of telling people what they want to hear. They're masters at talking out of both sides of their mouths. Hell, Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany came to Des Moines, walked into the paper's newsroom and told reporters the league might add a 12th team [evidently with a straight face] -- all in the interest of promoting the Big Ten TV network. The paper swallowed what Delany said hook, line and sinker. Once he got back to Chicago, Delany said he had no plans at all to add a 12th team to the Big Ten. What he said in Des Moines was a lie. So don't believe anything a commissioner says. And don't believe an NCAA men's regional will be a big deal at Wells Fargo Arena. Try holding one of those things when Drake, Iowa State or Iowa aren't in it and see how many empty seats there'll be.
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AND ANOTHER THING....
There will be NCAA women's sub-regional games in 2009 at Iowa City and first- and second-round women's tournament games in 2010 at Ames. But none of that was mentioned in the paper's story about Wells Fargo Arena. I'm wondering if the reporters even knew about those games.
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EMMENECKER AN HONORABLE MENTION ALL-AMERICAN
Drake senior guard Adam Emmenecker, who earlier was named the Missouri Valley Conference's player of the year, has been chosen to the honorable mention Associated Press all-America team. Emmenecker, who came to Drake without a basketball scholarship, was the catalyst of a team that had a school-record 28-5 record.






















































